“We are on the upswing”: Swine flu’s not going away any time soon.
Secret Wars: Pentagon wants record $50 billion budget for secret space lasers and weapons programs.
Wheel War: Cyclist deaths up 11% in UK.
Who Says Celebrities Get Away With Everything? Judge says Roman Polanski return to US to challenge 1978 rape case.
Snow and Sexual Harassment: More problems for the city’s street maintenance office.
Drawing the Line: Tattoo artists will have to get licensed in Washington.
Hakuna Matitty: Disney reassigns Splash Mountain boobwatchers.
Vaporware Forever: After more than a decade in development, Duke Nukem Forever developer shuts down.
Now go see the Star Trek movie! But first, see what pony play looks like in THE FUTURE:

Thinking of going to a Chiropractor? Think again. Presented as a public service here is an article that some Chiropractors tried to suppress.
http://svetlana14s.narod.ru/Simon_Singhs…
Secret Space Lasers sounds like a band that would play at the Crocodile to a crowd of listless trust fund hipsters who remark constantly “I liked them before they got famous.”
There. See? Haven’t I been trying to tell you that?
hakuna matitty for the win. tres bien, m’sieur spangenthal-lee.
Thanks for the trippy ST post.
Holy cow. What the heck episode was that from? I seem to have missed a few.
Betcha you anything the episode was made to show off Nimoy’s dancing skill
And Shatner’s whinnying skill!