Holy Crap, What The Hell Is Happening?: Sarah Palin to resign from office.
They Really Did It To Celebrate The Fourth With Us: North Korea fires off more missiles.
Maybe The Sounders Need To Put Assault Lawyers On Retainer: Nate Jaqua being sued for alleged rape.
Totally Not Our Problem: Iran may put British embassy staff on trial.
Your Newest Toy Is a Piece Of Junk: iPhone battery sucks.
You Want To Be More Fertile?: Have more sex, researchers say.
A Good Reason To Put Old People In Homes: Corpse found in home five years after death.
Happy Independence Day: Especially from your former overlords.
*Your newest toy.
wow suing MLS for rape.
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Your link to the British Embassy thing links to some type of internal admin page instead of the story. May want to fix that.
In actual important news, competitive eater Joey Chestnut defeated Japan’s Takeru Kobayashi at the 2009 edition of the Fourth of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest just now, bringing home the trophy for America by wolfing down 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
USA! USA! USA!
Is there anyone better at his job than Hugh Laurie? I wish they’d make some more Fry & Lauries. He even makes “House” — a show that would be unwatchable, like all US TV dramas, without him — bearable. I love watching for microerrors in his American accent; they’re pretty rare.
Hey Fnarf!
Happy Independence Day you big ol’ Anglophile!
Why, thank you, Keekee. I think I’ll celebrate with some bangers and mash.
We must not be afraid to use military force on NK. up to and including nukes.
Pfft! Five years! That’s nothing!
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