It’s Scarier When Big Brother Can’t Explain Itself: Government review finds wire-tapping program of limited value.

Now We Want To Focus On Stress Relief?
: Pentagon seeks to ban tobacco by military.

So Who Wants To Take Credit For This Part?: Light rail trains found to be too noisy.

Untimely: ROTC cadet dies in Fort Lewis training exercise.

Shut Your Mouth: US government apparently halted inquiry in Afghanistan P.O.W. killings.

Getting It From Both Ends
: Recession killing legal aid groups while clientele increases.

This Just Gets Creepier:
Chicago cemetery fails to locate babies graves among grave plot scandal.

Ha, Take That Jr. High History Teacher
: A wandering mind can be good for you.

No Reason to Stay Inside
: The weather is nice and there’s events all over.

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8 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. Aren’t those poor people anyway complaining? I mean who gives a shit about them?

    And hard to belive there used to be talented drummers…

  2. @4: A compendium of today’s drum “gawds” may be found at drummerworld.com. I personally enjoy Jo-Jo Mayer, although there are many who would argue that he is not quite a god, and certainly no Buddy Rich. On the other hand, most people would argue that nobody is or will ever be nearly as good as Buddy Rich. Nevertheless, a number of the drummers showcased at drummerworld.com are, at the least, minor deities.

  3. I remember seeing this when it was on the Muppet Show, the best show ever. It makes me kind of cynical now when I see street performers doing the same thing or some rip off.

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