Proving There’s Just No Reasoning With Them: Protesters against health care reform in D.C.
Solving Problems Using Guns, It’s the American Way: Man who shot anti-abortion activist had grudge against other man he killed.
The Black Market Is Still Thriving in this Economy: Multimillion dollar Warhol collection theft in L.A.
Just For You Paul Constant: Romance novels big during recession.
I Guess That Is A Rationale For Letting People Know Who Signed It: Opponents of judge’s ruling on R-71 fear impact on public disclosure laws.
Nice to Know They Care: Amazon gives to the city writing program.
Politicians Should Be Screened For Craziness: Former Kentucky legislator found with slit wrists after his former fiancee was murdered.
See, They Do Like Porn: Newt Gingrich “accidentally” honors porn executive.
Or Maybe Not: Alabama rules to keep anti-obscenity laws, dildo selling illegal.
Your Daily… Wait… What Do You Mean He’s Not A Muppet?: Tom Waits wants to be a kid forever.

In other news, Baconcat got engaged. When reached for comment, Loveschild could only snarl and slink back into the darkness.
congratulations on your fine fortune b.c. !
My condolences.
Wow, one of the Warhols stolen was of O. J. Simpson! Awesome!
Congratulations, Baconcat! I tip my hat to you both.
BC, was it to Allison Vivas?