A Key! Noted asshole and frog-murderer Glenn Beck will get the key to Mount Vernon. Go heckle him at Safeco Field earlier in the day.

Out of money: Final Nickels budget includes layoffs and unpaid furloughs, but repeals head tax.

Fine, We’ll Make Our Own Damned LCDs: China’s threat to halt rare-earth minerals backfires.

“Other Than Honorable Conditions”: Iraq war objector allowed to resign.

Elected State Judges: Shockingly, susceptible to campaign abuses.

Can’t Get Pregnant If You’re Dead: Some popular birth control pills may come with severe health risks.

Today in Gambling: Snoqualmie Tribe isn’t bringing in as much as it hoped from new casino.

How It Went Down: Obama’s response to secret Iranian nuclear facility revealed.

No. 24? Huskies, ranked for the first time in six years, take on Stanford tonight.

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  2. Meanwhile the Sounders are doing fine and have a game tonight back East – it’s 4 pm on KONG 6.

    Oh, and the US team is first ranked – soccer rules!

  3. Stop lying about Glenn Beck, you liberal scumbag. The frog was RUBBER, and he SAID SO, only all the clips showing him supposedly boiling a live frog EDITED OUT THE TIMES HE SAID THEY WERE RUBBER FROGS!

    “You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of.” – Ann Coulter

  5. Basil: I don’t understand what you’re all torqued-out about. So what if he did boil a frog? It’s just a fucking frog. Jesus. Unless you joined PETA when no-one was looking, why the hell would you care?

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