Hosni and the terrible, horrible no good very bad day: Egyptian leaders move to shut Mubarak out. Meanwhile Mubarak aims to revive economy. Banking, stock exchange, manufacturing and tourism have been stagnant since protests started.

The most interesting story youโ€™ll ever hear about C-SPAN
: Republicans and the cable network have been fuedinโ€™ on the house floor since 1984.

Heโ€™s not talking about wanting more ethnic restaurants at the mall food court: Prime Minister Cameron says multiculturalism has failed in the UK. He calls for stronger national identity to fight terrorism.

Faux-folksy Alaskan throws shade, offers โ€œblistering critiqueโ€ of Obama
: Palin yappinโ€™ at Reaganโ€™s 1000th birthday.

Taxi cab takes out pig: Not just any pig. Rachel, the Pike Place Pig.

Violent video games arenโ€™t the only ones
: Elementary school football coaches also teach kids to be aggressive. Head injuries are one outcome.

Thank God itโ€™s not the SPD on tape this time
. Teen robbery suspect beaten by police in Houston.

The take-away lesson is that sleeping with a sixteen year old is still a terrible idea
: King County Prosecutors won’t file felony rape charges for UW basketball player. May still face up to a year in prison for supposedly giving alcohol to a teenager.

The hot new teen trend that doesn’t involve drugs, sex or violence:
E-readers according to the New York Times. Young adult e-books are flying off the e-shelves.

Let this be a warning to all the kids who want to start trouble. It’s all fun and games until you get sent to reform school. Sexy reform school.

30 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. I’d like to be able to read about Rachel, but KIRO’s mobile site sucks ass. It looks like it was made to be viewed on a 10 year old Nokia.

  2. Funny, but I don’t remeber Reagan quitting half way through his term as governor. And, once again, it was Reagan that gave this country it’s first GIGANTIC DEFICIT! And, once again, every Repugnant president since added to the deficits. It takes a Dem to clean up their messes. Now the Repugnants have voted more giant deficits and are playing games with women’s health for the religious fanatics that run their party, despite the fact that their bible says not one word about abortion. NOT ONE WORD!!!

  3. Mr. Hicks, I haven’t even clicked through to the stories yet, but I have to say, those are the best Morning News titles I can remember. Especially the horrible no good very bad day. Woot for you!

  4. @ 7 Do not say anything about the pig, it is beautiful! If you don’t like it, move to a different city or just don’t go to Pike Place Market (it isn’t like anyone ever needs to go there anyway). Who hates cab drivers? That is like hating firefighters, bartenders, or other needed service people, it makes you sound like an idiot.

  5. Lookout, video game playing kids, some parents, and a few creapy adults are flooding Southcenter Mall this weekend.

    Pokรฉmon Trainers, get ready… The Pokรฉmon Black Version and Pokรฉmon White Version video games for the Nintendo DSโ„ข family of systems are touring America.

    On Feb. 5 and 6 during regular mall hours, the Pokรฉmon Black Version & White Version Tour takes place at Westfield Southcenter. Fans of the hot Japanese game can play the demo version of the game and learn about its new features.

    Families can attend a free screening of the new Pokรฉmon feature-length film, Pokรฉmon-Zoroark: Master of Illusions, at the AMC Southcenter 16, located at Westfield Southcenter. Showtimes are 10 a.m., noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m. and 6 p.m. Tickets are limited. Tickets available only at the Pokรฉmon Information Booth.

    Visitors also will have the chance to meet the brand-new starter Pokรฉmon: Snivyโ„ข, Tepigโ„ข and Oshawottโ„ข, so cameras are encouraged.

    Other activities include a mall-wide Stamp Rally; a special Celebiโ„ข character distribution at GameStop stores; plus contests and prizes
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    http://www.pnwlocalnews.com/news/1148400…

  6. What the fuck!? I was just hanging out with Rachel last night! I reminisced with another local about how she’d always been there! Told a tourist about her history! It must have been difficult to hit her, she’s half burried in a construction site…

  7. @ Matt in Denver,
    My guess is he did the 1000 years on purpose. I took it two ways, first, that republicans venerate Reagan like he was a god or something, and second… each Reich was supposed to last a thousand years and it’s a subtle play on the Reagan era being the “fourth Reich.”

    Although maybe I read too much into it and it really was a typo.

    Only news intern Ryan T. Hicks knows for sure…

  8. @11 4/10 You didn’t get any bites. And your trolling is of the most obvious sort. But, your saying taxi drivers are like servicemen, comparing them to fire fighters, did make me giggle. So, you got bonus points.

  9. @ 10. There is more money in young adult fiction. Some of the best and brightest have down played their writings to be marketable to teens in order to make bigger bucks. Neil Gaimen is one of my favorite authors, but I doubt I’ll ever be able to purchase a new novel that isn’t marketed to the young adult.

  10. @26 …that’s what happens when you drink and blog with your laptop in the tub. Hopefully his gold superpower suit saved him, and he’s merely recovering in some virgin’s bower eating strawberries and listening to lute music.

  11. Fnarf thought that if he commented here he would get “Double Bonus Points” for his Questionland Answers.

    Then he discovered the joke was on him….

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