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Catch Me If You Can: FBI’s white collar crime division reportedly undermanned, may not be equipped to investigate fraud linked to current economic clusterfuck.

Sorry, Joe, That Smell Doesn’t Wash Off:
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You Can Stop Hiding Your Money Under Your Mattress Now: Suspected serial bank robber turns himself in to Seattle police.

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12 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. The fact that the Ayers “bomb more” quote ran in the NY Times on the MORNING of September 11, 2001 was a total coincidence. And the fact that McCain is so disingenuous on the issue shows what a complete fucking pathetic little man he is.

  2. John McCain gives me a strange craving for Vietnamese cuisine, which always gives me a lemongrass hangover. Clearly, my diet needs change. Please post more recipes with Barack Obama in them.

  3. @4 I object! Eating Barack Obama is not only inhumane, it’s disgusting! Do you, personally, know the conditions that presidential candidates were raised in? I do, because I have read about them on the internet! We all know that the millions of people eating Barack Obama is one of the main causes of our current environmental disaster. His carbon footprint is through the roof, people.

    Please post more recipes for those of us who REFUSE to eat Barack Obama.

  4. the world’s greatest city, will soon have its first world series since the 80’s!!

    Go Phillies- time to bring it back to the city of brotherly love.

    sorry tampa bay this is philly’s year!!!

    No Sox!! No Yankees! No Dodgers!!

  5. gen. powell, the devil doesn’t sell souls back to the sellers. even partially. there was a time to stand up, but that’s when you bent over.

  6. Fitting to see the world turned upside down in game 7 with the Ray’s 2007 #1 draft pick and September roster-expandee, David Price, throwing the save. Bad ass.

    Rays/Phillies is gonna be a great series.

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