Bush Tackles Crisis: He promises to fix us.

Portugal: No gay marriage.

Rossi’s Rapists: Scared?

UW Police: UW accused of practicing something called “racial and sexual discrimination.”

Nicklesville Moves: Homeless campers spruce up U-District.

US v. North Korea: North Korea is no longer a terrorist country.

US losing influence: America’s decreased power around the Caspian Sea.

Poor Sports: Real reason for current global crisis is the status of sports in Seattle.

Iran Helps: Iran opens two health clinics in Bolivia.

Comrade Bush: Hugo Chavez welcomes President Bush to socialism.

2 replies on “The Morning News”

  1. Aaron Pickus, I’m sorry to ignore the content of your post, but was your nickname in school ever “Biggus Pickus”? Because, and I mean no offense, I have try not to snicker every time I see your name.

  2. Dear Sloggers,

    I have just made an important discovery regarding the high visibility of homlessness in Seattle. You can repeat my experiment by typing “homeless shelter bellevue” into Google-

    http://maps.google.com/maps?client=opera&rls=en&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&um=1&q=homeless+shelter+bellevue&fb=1&view=text&sa=X&oi=local_group&resnum=4&ct=more-results&cd=1

    Unsuprisingly the same result can be found by replacing “bellevue” with “kirkland,” “redmond,” and “mercer island.” Have fun discovering your own combinations!

    -CP

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