OMG SPORTS!: Apparently something really special happened at the Sounders game (a couple franchise records or something) and Seahawks fans are losing faith even before the season begins.
Dodged the Bullet: Irene is downgraded to a tropical storm as it hits New York.
Brother Leader’s Mansions: The New York Times profiles the deposed leader. While he wasn’t living in Saddam-style opulence, rebels that invaded his families’ villas said that they had never seen wealth like that before.
Murder-Suicide in Okanogan: Two notes have been discovered on the scene, and it’s unclear if the perpetrator actually planned to kill anyone else.
The Gays Start Plotting: To ruin marriage for everyone. It’s the usual suspects from the 43rd district again. If someone manages to file a referendum on a successful bill, does that mean we’d have an Obama-Inslee-Pot-Marriage ballot in 2012?
Romney Shows Up to His Super PAC’s Fundraiser: Campaign finance is starting to feel unethical in a more direct way than I’m used to…
What an Asshole: Someone stole a bike from a disabled man in Bellingham. Honestly, the guy probably didn’t realize who he was stealing from (I hope), but the disabled man sounds really crushed, and I hope he gets some help.
Slow News Day, Killer Massage Edition:The FDA releases a strangulation warning about the ShoulderFlex Massager. The machine has caused one death and one near-death already.
In Case You Missed It: Libraries are closed this week.
MLK gave the I Have a Dream speech on this day in 1963.
Strom Thurmond filibustered civil rights on this day in 1957.

Seems to me that with New York passing gay marriage, the effort is not longer state by state acceptance, because at this point, a NY Married couple could be legally challenged, or harassed in other states (similar to a miscegenation couple in the last century). So the legal tools are really at the Federal level to overturn the bans.
Amazingly,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-misceg…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._V…
From the NYT Qaddafi story:
The way my mouse pointer was positioned over the text, I first read it as “convoy of cats.” Considering the fallen guanocracy being discussed, didn’t seem that farfetched.
And now, as I’m posting this, the headline from the MudBay ad in the right column: “Free Class for Friends of Cats who Puke.”
Hope the situation in Libya can improve to the point where soon cat vomit will be one of their major problems.
Strom Thurmond filibustered for 24 hours and 18 minutes on this day to prevent a vote on civil rights, the longest filibuster by a single senator in history. Whattaguy.
Fucking Seahawks need to go join the Sonics, someplace far away. Someplace in Flyover Jeebusland, where thanking The Lord for touchdowns is just as normal as Intelligent Design.
…. and, take the Mariners with you.
These millionaire welfare queen parasites need to find new hosts to bleed dry.
Does it make me a bad person that all I could think of when I read the story of the stolen bicycle was the episode of the IT Crowd when Roy (while at Gay! A Gay Musical) claimed to have had his wheelchair stolen? “I’m disabled!”
Hey “reporter,” not all libraries are closed next week: kcls.org …sucks for SPL though.