Blame Italy: “[N]ational identity is putting a xenophobic twist on support for Amanda Knox,” who was sentenced to 26 years in prison yesterday for murder.
Maurice Clemmons’s Sister: Taken into custody for allegedly helping suspected cop killer elude police.
Sketchy and Sad: A Moses Lake doctor has been accused of unprofessional conduct for performing breast reduction and liposuction surgery on a 15-year-old girl.
Happy Hannukah: Seattle Atheists and Chabad of Washington are the only two groups to apply for holiday displays at the Capitol; no Christmas displays have been applied for.
Living With Robots Could Be Difficult: “What happens if a robot crushes your foot, chases your cat off a ledge or smacks your baby?”
Good News From the Labor Department!: Obama re-writes speech at the last minute due to improving unemployment data.
Actually, That’s a Really Good Idea: Republican senators Coburn and Vitter introduce an amendment that would force all senators to enroll in public-option health care as a joke, but Democratic senators Franken and Dodd sign on.
Adulterers Anonymous: Star Jones says Tiger Woods should talk to Barbara Walters since she’s such a hussy.
Roman Polanski: He’s on house arrest after posting $4.5 million bail on child-rape charges.
NATO: Commits 7,000 additional soldiers to Afghanistan.
Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has declared a national day of mourning after indoor fireworks caused a huge fire at a Russian nightclub, killing at least 109 people.
Today in the Philippines: Martial Law has been declared in the province of Maguindanao after November 23 massacre.
This robot is not smacking your baby—it just wants to dance!
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Jesus. He put “the teen’s nipples back in the wrong place — too high and too close to the center”. “”Overall, the patient’s breasts now have an aesthetically odd and unnatural appearance,” the commission said.
Just what every teen girl wants for Christmas.
Fnarf, that’s actually not an uncommon occurrence with breast reduction surgery, and in fact is probably within the standard of care.
Republicans think their hypocrisy is a joke. Jokes on them.
The presence of that word “wrong” in the commission’s report suggests that it’s rather worse than usual, 5280.
Perhaps the atheists will put up a festive Saturnalia display around their small, inoffensive sign.
Keep in mind, Fnarf, that the word “wrong” wasn’t quoted from the complaint. That’s not to say that the doctor did not, in fact, reattach the nipples in the wrong location, but you always have to be cautious when it comes to a reporter’s choice of words.
So now she looks like a bubble-eye goldfish and every bra becomes a peek-a-boo.
I don’t—heh—see a problem here.
Star Jones? Said that? Too funny for words.
I have actually had a robot crush my foot. And it happened in 1987, so I was way ahead of the trend.
The robot was being guided by a professor, who did not apologize or ask if I was OK. “Whoops,” is all he said as the robot pinned me against a wall and rolled over my foot. I was walking with a crutch for two weeks.