SO MUCH PIZZA: Spokane pizza chain offers 100 PIZZAS as a reward for helping to catch a robber that held up one of their locations.
Yup: KING 5 talks about how shitty stalking is after the murder of a Tacoma teacher.
Yay: State Senate passes amendments that preserve funding for some healthcare programs.
Oh No: Pesticide drift in California makes people sick.
US Health Care Update: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi having trouble with centrists in the health care vote.
Sucks: Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son dies; apparently jumped off a building.
Chile Update: Death toll up to at least 300, two million people affected, tsunami warnings lifted.
Haiti Update: Now they’re dealing with floods, too.
Intense: Hamas commander drugged and suffocated in Dubai hotel room, people suspect Israel’s secret service.
In Afghanistan: Roadside bomb kills 11 civilians.
AXE COP: Best cartoon ever! Also, it was written by a 5-year-old.
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What a downer news day.
I’m gonna go find some dinosaur blood and a pair of sunglasses and make my own news.
In episode 2, he uses Uni-baby (human baby with unicorn horn) to stab a giant robot. Awesome.
Chile will be fine, after all it was saved by the Chicago School….
If it was Pizza Pipeline I’d actually try to help catch the crooks….
Axe Cop is a masterpiece of stunning genius!
Axe Cop! I’m hooked!
Axe cop is pretty great. There are some great laughs sprinkled throughout the series.
I didn’t realize there was a narrated version.
All I could do at five was pick my nose. “Nose Picking Cop”
just sounds too boring.
the marie osmond article was a particular downer; the caption to a picture of marie was “marie osmond had eight children.” a little soon, no?
Fucking piece-of-shit stalker asshole. Hope he dies in jail.