It’s On: State Representative Marcie Maxwell not going to fill state senate seat vacated by Fred Jarrett, who was appointed deputy King County Executive.

Good news! 520 Bridge pontoons will cost $180 million less than expected!

Today In Meat: Washington part of a huge beef recall by National Steak and Poultry.

Bad Day For Meat: Door-to-door meat sellers in West Seattle “very rude,” refused to show ID; resident suspicious (do door-to-door meat sellers exist?).

Whoops: Photo of JFK with nude women that TMZ said “could have changed history” turns out to be part of a Playboy photo spread (NSFW! Nudie pix!).

Crafty Fuckers: Health lobby moving to the states to influence outcome of health care overhaul.

Annoying: After Christmas Day’s attempted bombing of Northwest Airlines Flight 253, airport security rules are tightening – but aren’t really doing much.

Also: Suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s internet personal life surfaces.

In Case You Were Worried: Gitmo still going to close despite reports that two planners of the Christmas Day attempted bombing were released in 2007.

Today In Not Airplanes: US Senate confirms Sharon Lubinski, its first openly gay US Marshal.

Why Can’t We Be Friends? Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin pissed about US missile defense system.

In Iran: “A number” of opposition figures arrested after Sunday’s protests.

Happy 1950! It kind of sucked to be Old Man 1949…

16 replies on “The Morning News: Meat, Playboy and Airplanes”

  1. Poor rich Muslim kid who had to chose between which world-class schools he went to, whether or not to get a high paying job before he got married (read: laid) or have his rich parents carry him if he got married early.

    How hard it must be to find a “real Muslim” to be friends with only 1.5 billion or so Muslims in the world. This should be filed under, “Every child needs a mother, mother and father” as the last of 16 children couldn’t possibly feel ignored, right?

  2. The Russians have a good point. If we don’t want to upset the balance of power we should stop the missile shield program. So far the entire cold war has gone on without a single nuclear war which I consider a victory for everyone involved. Why again are we building a missile shield when it is obvious that as long as the balance is maintained that nothing will happen?

  3. Door-to-door meat-sellers? Yeah, right. It’s times like that when it’s really nice to have a .45 on your belt. Betcha they would have shown me ID.

  4. Yeah, I got a chuckle out of the Van Morrison story too. Fucker has to be pushing 70 – he’s older than me, and I’m no spring chicken.

  5. A colleague of the rude door-to-door meat seller came to my door in September, the rude door-to-door frozen seafood seller. . . he had a very special, one time only deal especially for me if I had a lot of cash for him and if I acted NOW RIGHT NOW. He had “extra” frozen sea food that would just go bad unless I bought is RIGHT NOW.

    It’s a shame criminals can’t muster a bit of self-reflection, so they get a sense of how idiotic they are. Poor things. They must have been absent the day that was covered at the Academia of Door-to-Door Grocery Selling.

  6. Just buy your seafood off the boat, or from friends who fly it down by the case from Alaska.

    That’s what I do.

    But, yeah, lots of places have door to door meat sellers – throughout Puget Sound.

  7. I’m going to confirm the door to do meat seller thing, one came into my office the other day, I was kind of stunned, who the fuck buys meat out of the back of a pick-up truck? Then I realized that people obviously do, otherwise he wouldn’t be selling it out of the back of his pick-up truck.

  8. Best part about it being 2009 instead of 1949? I watched that youtube video clip on my iphone while lying in bed. The “good old days” can kiss my pampered online ass.

  9. I was about 2 months old on the day that little New Year’s clip was relevant. I usually DON’T feel hopelessly ancient, but that one really hit me. Shit. Oh well…Happy New Year to all at the SLOGS, posters & commenters alike.

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