Performance Anxiety: Despite Facebook raking in $16 billion from its IPO, underwriters were forced to “prop up” the stock to prevent it from closing at a loss.

Dynamic Duo: Presidents Obama and Hollande are pushing Greek stimulus at the G8 summit today.

People Gotta Eat: A Seoul-based think tank reports that cannibalism is a recurrent problem in North Korea.

Later, China!: Blind, rising-star activist Chen Guangcheng is headed for the US after checking out of a Beijing hospital.

The End of an Era: Beloved action-movie star and human being Jackie Chan announces he’s retiring from action films, citing his age and the fact that the world is “too violent.”

Port Claims Arena Would Stunt Job Growth: The Port of Seattle claims that a new arena in Sodo could interfere with its plan to create 100,000 new Seattle jobs by 2036.

Cloudal Eclipse: Seattle will see a 76-percent solar eclipse tomorrow evening—or would see it, except it’s going to be mostly blocked by clouds.

Mason and Sophia: Washington’s top baby names for 2011!

And now, the other Will Smith video making the rounds: