Microsoft: Wants its money back.
West Point: Suicides.
Bankrupt: Journal Register, owner of 20 daily and 159 nondaily newspapers, folds (insert misleading pun).
Investigation: Senator Roland W. Burris of Illinois interviewed by federal agents in corruption case.
Under fire: Greek terrorists say they will attack journalists again.
Pirates: Somali pirates snag another ship.
Stimulus money: Some governors may or may not accept stimulus money.
Except…: Governor Jindal refuses $98 million from stimulus package.
Kamikaze: Sri Lankan air force attacked.
Tiger vs. Loggers: Tiger wins.
It begins: Griffey and Ichiro.
Unnecessary video of the day…

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Um, irony? The USSM post you link doesn’t mean what you think it means, I think.
It’s a bad, bad morning if you’re following the news from Liverpool.
The Journal Register company has, as you initially stated, declared bankruptcy. They haven’t, as you finish your statement with, folded.
wow. Whatta shitty video.
BUT GOOD MORNING
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Screw You.
If you want real news buy a paper.
While you can….
@5: Yeah, in the future all our news will come from Unpaid Interns, who will be about as accurate as the headline on the bankruptcy story.
Nice grandstanding by Jindal, who refused, what, like 1% of his state’s stimulus funds allocation? And will no doubt take credit for refusing all of it? All because he falsely claims he’d have to change state laws and raise taxes (he wouldn’t, the feds will pay for it)? This is the future of the Republican party. What a bunch of clueless dipshits.
Nice attitude problem from an unpaid guy who’s basically a gofer. But then, considering that he’s facing a lifetime of unemployment in his chosen profession, maybe it’s understandable.
Louisiana is in such a shithole, and Jindal refusing that money equals criminal neglect. I hope that the people of Louisiana hold him accountable. The same goes that figurative massa/plantation owner Haley Barbour in nextdoor Mississippi. How can a governor of one of the poorest (Or, the poorest?) states in the nation turn down crucial funding?!
That tiger story is awesome.
It’s one thing to get mauled to death by a tiger, but by a super rare, almost extinct tiger? That’s almost lucky.
@7 look deeper.
Jindal is ACCEPTING most stim money — only rejecting a $97M slice — for grandstanding purposes. Getting in limelight for opposing big govt. while actually accepting most of the dough.
(So, so Lousianne.)
Add him to your watch list for 2012. Jindal also cleaned up ethics and a corrupt levee board and has the American dream story (immigrant makes good, etc.).
Is the national GOP too racist to choose him over Palin or the Huckster?
Well, if the Louisiana GOP chose him, um, no.
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OK, don’t want to get unpaid intern in trouble, it was not he who posted @5.
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Cost of grandstanding on stimulus funding: $100 Million
Seeing clueless Liberal bloggers’ heads explode: PRICELESS
So of all the grandstanding Republican governors pretending to struggle with taking the stim money, Jindal wants the presidency most.
About West Point: hell of a place. You can die there just by drinking water instead of Gatorade during the summer jungle training. (No rest for the weary.) A friend attended. She called it “Castle Greyskull.” Had to have counseling to get through it. Came out alive but with born again military friends and some very weird attitudes. “Want some … ?” “No, you don’t want me on drugs when I’m protecting you.” “Dude, we’re in Europe. It’s all legal here. And I don’t want you protecting me. Especially in Europe.”
The funds Jindal is turning down are all unemployment funds. As Louisiana currently has an unemployment rate 2% lower than the national rate, and actually added jobs in December, it was a safe move on his part. He looks good to the people who would look favorably on turning down stimulus funds (which is a good percentage of Louisianians) without actually hurting things too badly.
Although Louisiana is facing a budget shortfall (primarily because of falling oil prices), this state is not in as bad a shape as many others financially speaking. Of course, when it comes to human services, education, environmental issues, infrastructure, etc…well, that’s a different story. I think people will be ticked if Jindal turns down any funding for those areas.