It’s the long-anticipated holiday horror show!
We asked for your tales of holiday lovin’ gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You’ll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!!
Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years.
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Painful to listen to these not because of the topics, but because how people ramble.
Why did you play that idiot blathering on at 15:42, seriously, you could have played a GOOD call, maybe 2 in the time it took him to spit out his tacky gift idea.
Lucy’s laugh was thrown in at the end…. hahahaha
I feel so bad for all of you out there with sex-phobic, controlling parents (thanks for getting that one right, mom and dad). Hope you’ve enjoyed the holidays, and happy solstice-time celebrations of whatever variety you celebrate to all!
#5- What’s more depressing is how so many of the callers seem to have internalized the sexphobia and shame.
I really dug the chick with the crazy mom, one good thing about particularly insane parents is the force you to rebel & find sanity.
god i never laughed as hard as i did with the creepy dildo box caller!
What a hilariously entertaining show! Yeah, the faux dildo-wrapper guy was a bit long-winded, but his story was great. People are so impatient…
And the ghostly Lucy-laugh at the end was genius! Hahaha.
re: the faux-dildo guy, it’s not the plot of the story that’s hilarious, it’s the telling of it. the scrupulous precision needed to enact such a lame idea. you can even call him if you have follow up questions. Glad the cousin-fucker loves his kids even though they have no tails.
Hahaha, I’m glad the dildo box call was included. How insanely creepy. Perhaps we’re wicked for laughing at someone with a mental handicap?
Glad I checked these comments, I had stopped listening once the music finished and would have completely missed out on the Ghost of Lucy Past.
Loved the last call! What an awesome guy. Merry Christmas indeed!
I feel so sorry for the wet dream on the couch guy…. yeesh.
God, the dildo box guy was so creepy.
I am literally in tears re: Dildo box guy! omg omg omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahGAAAAH!
hahahaha Lucy laugh! 😉 nice!
I just came here to say how creepy the dildo-box guy was. He practically made my skin crawl. And then he took so long to get to the punchline. I didn’t laugh, I wanted to cry because you know he’s only got about two friends.
Also loved the ghostly Lucy laughter 🙂
Sorry, just to add – what does he do with all the dildos he takes out of the boxes?
Good question, Mara Mars! Someone ought to call the LoveCast and ask Dan to phone the caller to ask for more information.
Good god!…the wet dream on the couch story is one of the most cringe-inducing things I’ve ever heard..