Upon entering the medical cannabis collective Canna-Rx, you notice how different this dispensary seems from so many others. First, there’s the locationโ€”in the heart of Fremont, in the type of retail space typically given over to yoga studios and clothing boutiques. (Bonus: free underground parking.) Then there’s the interior designโ€”which, amazingly, existsโ€”with handmade wood-and-glass display cases topped with marble slabs under tasteful lighting.

Look around and you’ll find evidence of medical marijuana’s grittier sideโ€”patients enter through a pair of intricately locked-and-key-coded doors (designed to foil holdups)โ€”but once inside, you could be in a retail space devoted to artisanal, handcrafted jewelry.

Behind the counters buzz the marijuana sommeliers, lorded over by Shawn Coleri, the man who hatched the dream of Canna-Rx. At the center of this dream: medical marijuana “medibles,” made not with cannabis-infused butter (which can taste to some like rancid ass) but with hash oil, which is extracted not with the typical heavy solvents but with pure alcohol, a more time-consuming process resulting in a thick, dark, molasses-smelling syrup that packs a punch. Coleri and his friends soon began injecting their oil into a variety of products: cookies, lollipops, tinctures, and, the reason for my visit, topical salves.

To understand the chasm between medical marijuana and getting stoned, there’s no better tool than cannabis-infused salves. As I learned once again after smearing Canna-Rx’s mint-scented hash-oil salve on my aching lower back, topical MMJ is an absolutely lousy way to get highโ€”simply put, it doesn’t workโ€”but it’s a perfectly brilliant way to relieve muscle pain. This fact was confirmed by all those I shared my Canna-Rx samples with, from a colleague with chronic foot pain to a friend with “some weird back thing,” who praised the balm’s speedy effectiveness at imparting physical relief while noting the absolute lack of anything close to a feeling of stoned-ness. (According to Coleri, his salves have worked wonders for folks with rheumatoid arthritis.)

In addition to benignly extracted hash oil and a “closed-loop system” of growing plants without pesticides, fungicides, or herbicides, Canna-Rx is devoted to one more thing: good strong dosages, aimed at the specific needs of regular MMJ users rather than high-seeking dabblers. “Eat no more than half and put the rest in the freezer,” said Scoleri as he handed me a hash-oil-infused brownie the size of an eight-track tape. “Come back soon.” recommended

Canna-Rx

3601 Fremont Ave N #210, 588-1637
Daily 10 amโ€“8 pm

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...