DAY 2: Millions around the world join the Women’s March. NATE GOWDY
Day 1: More people seem to protest than attend Donald Trump’s inauguration. The stands in DC, normally filled with fans, are eerily empty. A limo is set on fire. Also: White nationalist Richard Spencer is punched during an interview near the inauguration.
Day 2: More than three million people wear pussy hats and attend the Women’s Marches around the world. In Seattle, 175,000 people march, the biggest protest in the history of the city.
Day 3: The euphoria of the previous day has dwindled. People realize that Trump is actually fucking president. They start drinking all the beer in the house until they’ve finished that and then move on to the whiskey.
Day 4: White House staffers begin leaking to the press.