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Happy birthday, America! And, damn, youโ€™re kinky.ย 

This weekโ€™s show features a ton of calls from the kinky; those who love them, or those who are considering becoming them. Letโ€™s dive in.ย 

A woman and her bestie are no longer speaking to each other. Why? Because she refuses to help change out the callerโ€™s labia piercing jewelry.ย 

A switch woman (she can either be the dom or sub) isnโ€™t into humiliation. But all her partners assume she is or try to push her into it. How can she be clear about this simple hard no?

On the Magnum, itโ€™s Mollena, a.k.a โ€œthe Perverted Negressโ€ or โ€œThe Kink Doula.โ€ She and Dan talk about how to get started with S&M gradually, how doms have feelings too, and the rookie mistake of assuming your sub is willing to be a 24/7 slave. Until you do some planning and negotiation, you donโ€™t just get a free laundress.ย 

A woman lives in a community that has a lot of traumatized war veterans and refugees. She is into varsity level rough sex. She recently demanded that her lover hit her harder even though she already had a black eye. Is she some kind of monster?