BALL-MA!? Credit: Courtesy of WoodRocket.com
BALL-MA!?
I delete almost every e-mail that comes into my work e-mail, but this got an immediate click. Courtesy of WoodRocket.com

I’m not going to attempt to summarize this mess.*

Just watch the trailer below. It’s SFW. (Well, it’s safe for my work.)

*It’s shenraunchy. There are gohan-djobs. They flick the sensu bean. It made my Trunks tight. People have reportedly said they’re “gonna bul-ma load” while watching this shit. It’s super gay-ian.

Puns courtesy of Callan Berry, who probably doesn’t want to be credited here.

Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.