Flood Watch: Gov. Bob Ferguson declared a state of emergency yesterday over record flooding in Western Washington, activating the National Guard and sending calls for help to the federal government. An estimated 100,000 people could face evacuation orders. Evacuation orders have been issued in Skagit County for people living within the 100-year floodplain (an area with a 1% annual chance of flooding), in Concrete, Sumas in Whatcom County, Mount Vernon, and others. Rising rivers could spill over levees. The dam in Grays Harbor is “showing signs of distress.”
The National Weather Service warned the flooding could be “catastrophic” and “life threatening.” Major General Gent Welsh said more than 300 National Guard members will be deployed by the end of today, and the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is sending response teams to the state. The Seattle Times has live updates.
How to Protect Yourself: Seattle isn’t at high risk of flooding, but for locations that are, KING 5 has steps you can take to keep yourself safe in the storm. This includes making sure storm drains are clear, preparing an emergency kit and putting up barriers. The county is also handing out free sandbags at these locations. The Seattle Times has a list of shelters and links to sign up for emergency alerts here.
Some Pawsitive News: As floods threaten Snohomish County, the Everett Animal Shelter pulled off a massive rescue operation yesterday, evacuating all 120 dogs and cats before rising water could reach its building. After receiving an evacuation order Tuesday night, the shelter put out a call for community help. Within hours, all the animals had been placed in foster homes.
Hmm: Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson is keeping Police Chief Shon Barnes when she takes office next month. Barnes stepped into the interim chief role in January and was sworn in in July, after leaving his post as police chief in Madison, Wisconsin. Before leaving Madison, Barnes was accused (and later cleared) of creating a hostile work environment. In Seattle, he’s fired key civilian oversight staff and surrounded himself with a tight inner circle that some say has hurt morale, insiders told Publicola.
The U.S. military seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, marking a major escalation in President Trump’s months-long antagonization of President Nicolás Maduro. Trump confirmed the operation yesterday, saying it was “a large tanker, very large, the largest one ever seized, actually.” US Attorney General Pam Bondi said they seized the tanker because it was transporting sanctioned oil from Venezuela and Iran. Since August, the U.S. has launched the largest naval deployment in the Caribbean since the 1962 Cuban missile crisis, enacted airstrikes on alleged drug vessels that killed more than 80 people, and put out a $50 million reward for the arrest of Maduro.
DHS posted an edit of the seizure footage to LL Cool J’s Mama Said Knock You Out. Sorry you have to see this:
KNOCKOUT.
If you threaten our nation, or break the law, there is no place on land or sea where we won’t find you.
Thank you to the brave service members from @USCG, @ICEGOV, @FBI, @DeptofWar, and @TheJusticeDept. pic.twitter.com/KUCRjES267
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) December 11, 2025
New Militarized Zone Just Dropped: The Trump administration has militarized another stretch of the U.S.-Mexico border in California. It extends from almost the Arizona state line to the Otay Mountain Wilderness, covering the Imperial Valley. It’s a strategy. Troops can apprehend immigrants in militarized zones and accuse them of trespassing on military bases, which can carry criminal charges.
Sheriff’s Car Kills Pedestrian: A 26-year-old woman died Tuesday morning after a King County Sheriff’s Office vehicle hit her on Highway 2. She was pronounced dead at the hospital. Preliminary findings indicate the woman was hit in a part of the highway with no stop signs or traffic lights, said police.
Wave Goodbye: Federal Way’s Wild Waves Theme Park will close after the 2026 season. The park, which opened in 1977, has lost “millions” in revenue from COVID-19 pandemic impacts, said officials. Property owner Jeff Stock said future plans for the site are in the early stages.
Green Card but “Better”: President Trump just announced his new “gold card” program, which offers legal status and an eventual pathway to U.S. citizenship—basically a green card “but much better,” said Trump. It costs immigrants and their employers $1 million each. The “gold” card will replace EB-5 visas, which were created by Congress in 1990.
Meanwhile, Trump is on a racist, anti-Somali rampage. He’s called the country a “shithole,” and says he’s permanently paused “Third World migration, including from hellholes like Afghanistan, Haiti, Somalia and many other countries,” while pleading for European immigrants instead. On Tuesday, ICE agents tackled and arrested a Somali American man, detaining him for about two hours for no reason other than his ethnicity.
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will reprise their roles as Katniss and Peeta for Sunrise on the Reaping next year. Here’s a piece of pop culture history to celebrate:

This flood is crazy. It’s north, south, and east of Seattle. Be careful out there.
‘keep yourself safe in the storm.
This includes making sure
storm drains are clear’
yeah
and when
Clearing said
Storm Drain try
to NOT get Caught
in the Whirlpool, fool*
*kids’re
SO ignorant
What do you mean “Hmm”? Keeping the police chief to maintain a semblance of continuity in a transition is a good thing. And as you wrote, he was cleared of wrong doing. So why did you even mention it Yip?
meanwhile
Cadet Bonespurs’s
busy tearing down the
Windmills & Smashing Solar
so BIG FUCKING O I L
Can fuck this Planet
Long And Hard
and Profiteers
can be Thee
LAST Men
Standing.
trumpf
Derangement
Syndrome’ll be
the End of Humanity
don’t forget
your Galoshes!
“Troops
can apprehend
immigrants in militarized zones”
they can apprehend ANYONE there
so it’d be Convenient As Fuck to
so designate ALL of
the USOFA
suchly
“and accuse them of trespassing
on military bases, which can
carry criminal charges.”
and what Better Way to
Round Up the Soc-
ialist “Terrorists!”
& Leebrahls?
and then
whattabout
the Women?
& Especially the
Uppity Ones? Hmmm?
Trump whining about no Europeans moving here is basically applying incel logic to immigration. Why aren’t any wife material immigrants attracted to Nice Guy USA?
I was in North Bend yesterday and it is flooooooooded. There was also a landslide right after we left.
@1 Catalina Vel-DuRay: My beloved Love Beetle tucked away safely in hibernation and I are fine where we are, but yes—everyone stay warm, dry, and safe. It really is crazy out there.
@2 kristofarian: Hopefully the usual trolling idiots actually surprise us all and heed your warning.
(One sorry exception being Sillyputty knife @5).
@4 kristofarian: I would SO love to see Felon Mu$k’s Mein Trumpf and its KKKrooked KKKrime SyndiKKKate sink under its own raw sewage, never to be seen or heard from again. Their own Hell awaits them. When the Earth becomes increasingly uninhabitable because of MAGA greed, they’ll suffer the most by being the last to go.
And the Fall of the MAGA Moron Empire won’t be pretty, either.
@5: Wow, Sillyputty knife—for so long-winded a novel you as usual have nothing to say. I knew to scroll down. Bored much? Basement flooding? Bummer, dude. I hope you have good home insurance.
@7~Excellent point!
we’re gonna need
MORE Women-stealers!
‘specially when each Oilgarch
gets FIFTY Wives! send ’em out!
let US Cover the Globe with Troops!
HORDES of Women-grabbers! and MAGA!
(just tell ’em God sent ya.
they’ll Understand. ‘specially
if you point your AK-47 at ’em)
@4 kristofarian: To clarify, what I meant is that I don’t want to live long enough to see the cruel end of the Earth, but witness instead what the Felon Mu$k’s Mein Trumpf KKKorporate Empire richly deserve.
Before I die may economic, democratic, environmental, and reproductive justice be truly served upon this worst administration ever in the history of this benighted KKKountry.
@11: My goodness, thanks for that caveat and clarification! We would have been very worried otherwise!
“It costs immigrants and their employers $1 million each.”
Sounds like uber-progressive Quebec, or European Union Member Austria.
Citizenship by Investment (CBI) programs are not that uncommon.
I am ambivalent about them. Of course Trump’s CBI will probably benefit him directly in some fashion. Fuck that.
@12: KKKoolie dear, go eat your kerfuffle paste like an obedient little MAGA bot.
Just remember when the wastewater rises to get yourself out of your mom’s basement ASAP.
We wouldn’t want you to drown like a gurgling sewer rat.
@12: Oh, never mind. I keep forgetting that that’s exactly what trolling idiots like you actually want.
@5 Wait… are you saying that “White antifa” chased this black kid down and killed him? Once again. I don’t think you understand what antifa means.
Also, why do you think the Stranger would intentionally skipping an article about how shitty the police are? That’s pretty on brand for them.
@16 – “Wait… are you saying that “White antifa” chased this black kid down and killed him?”
Yes, that’s exactly what I am saying. Do you have reading comprehension issues?
@13, there’s nothing in Trump’s Gold Card visa scam that requires any kind of investment. It’s simply another import tax that goes straight into Miscellaneous Receipts at Treasury. It will likely prove popular with Russian oligarchs (and their bodyguards) once Trump drops them off the sanctions roster.
@15: Na, it’s your endearing naiveté beneath your Madam Defarge crustiness that is irresistible to your admirers not to showcase.
@18, Precisely. $200,000 going to the U.S. government would get spent somewhere, so it’s not nothing; however, its not the direct investment that would be most beneficial. Also, if you can pay $200,000 in free cash to get in, it likely means much more net worth, which now that your in, has to be invested somewhere, so it probably winds up invested in the U.S., which is the safest risk adjusted return environment on the planet.
That’s too many “ifs” and “maybes” for my taste.
It’s just Trump being a racist ass; however, just because Trump is misusing a CBI, does not invalidate the concept.
Loud and proud, card-carrying ANTIFA right here, only the wokest fonts please.
Why the fuck would I be profa when my grandpa fought the fascists in WW2? What kind of red blooded American would aid and abet the enemy’s evil ideology if they honor the troops and the Constitution? A bunch of sellout shitbags who have no love for America, only money. Cowards and weaklings sell out this proud nation for empower the lowest of the low. I have seen enough of this scum running America off a cliff. Just say no to these fuckers. Just say no to fascists.
@22 – You did the meme! LOL
“We call ourselves the Anti-Bad Guy Squad and we label our opponents the Bad Guys. How can people not understand this? We can never be terrorists because we’re fighting the Bad Guys. It’s so simple to understand. Everything we do is justified because of our name.”
https://ifunny.co/picture/we-call-ourselves-the-anti-bad-guy-squad-and-we-gHyNRtbaA
@23. So our World War 2 solidiers were terrorists and the Nazis were the good guys? Sure says a lot about you.
I’m confused. I thought Drizzle was a fascist; loves central planning and politicized economies, hates Israel, belongs to and supports violent political street gangs, enjoys political assasinations. I could go on. Perhaps she is a self loathing fascist. Fascinating!
@23 – If you seriously imagine for even one second that the USA’s WW2 soldiers were fighting for open borders and “trans rights”, then you’re even more naive than I previously thought.
WW2 was, in fact, a war fought by the Allied Forces IN DEFENSE OF STRONG BORDERS, for one thing.
Oops I meant @24 my bad haha
Meanwhile, in King County, deliberately ignored by The Stranger’s “progressive journalists”, because it doesn’t fit their “progressive narrative” (it’s just yet another elderly White woman violently attacked by a black man):
Man sentenced to 11 years for shooting woman in front of granddaughter at Covington ATM
by Jackie Kent, KOMO News Reporter Fri, November 7, 2025
SEATTLE — A man who admitted to shooting a woman in front of her granddaughter at a Covington ATM was sentenced Friday to 11 years behind bars.
Kolby Delamar appeared at the Maleng Regional Justice Center in Kent for his sentencing hearing after pleading guilty in October to first degree assault and first degree robbery for the April 2024 incident at a BECU.
In front of a Kent judge and the man who shot her, 67-year-old Tina Rothert recalled the moments she was attacked at an ATM in front of her 10-year-old granddaughter Haylee, who she had adopted years earlier as her daughter.
“[Haylee] was and still is the reason I have not given up. She should not being carrying this level of anxiety this has caused her,” Rothert read from a prepared statement. “I’m a prisoner in my own community, no longer comfortable out in public.”
She urged the judge to sentence Delamar to the maximum of more than 12 years behind bars. It’s a plea deal she believed was not enough for the crime that broke her femur in multiple places, but she said she wanted to close this chapter of her life.
“Offenders are not being held accountable,” she told Judge Sandra Widlan.
The surveillance footage from April 2024 played in court, showing Delamar and another man approaching the then-65-year-old grandmother with a gun as she tried depositing a check. Delamar grabbed her by the wrist and demanded she give him $1,000, according to court documents filed by the King County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office. When she said she couldn’t and called for help, that’s when she said he shot her three times and she fell to the ground in front of Haylee, who watched from a car nearby.
“A portion of her childhood was robbed from her that night, because now she acts as a caregiver instead of just being a child,” Rothert said.
At the sentencing, there were speeches from multiple family members, Rothert’s friends through the Sea Hawkers Booster Club, and Delamar’s family.
“I strongly believe that chemical activity played a part in this- chemical dependency,” Delamar’s father, Samuel Wayne Delamar, told the judge. “Fentanyl, drugs- what it’s doing to our young people today, not just my son.”
“Keep your head up, stay accountable, be smart and make better choices, OK?” Delamar’s older brother, Kendall, said.
Delamar apologized before the judge sentenced him to 11 years in prison.
“Deep down, no amount of time will fix what I’ve done,” Delamar stated. “Tina, I want to ask if you’ll please accept my apology for the dumb and traumatizing things I did to you?”
“I appreciated hearing from your dad and your brother today, and it tells me that you do have support when you get out from prison,” Judge Witlan said. “It is my hope for you and the community that you spend every day really being the person they see in you.”
KOMO News asked Rothert after court if this sentencing brings closure for her. She said she was surprised by Delamar’s apology and would have liked to see him get the maximum sentence.
Delamar’s attorneys told KOMO they are still discussing whether they plan to appeal.
https://komonews.com/news/local/becu-atm-robbery-man-to-be-sentenced-in-covington-shooting-of-woman-in-front-of-granddaughter
@25. That’s just the dementia talking. You’ll get used to it while sorting through the newspaper carvings of your glory days.
@25 “I’m confused.”
You could have just stopped there you didn’t need to go on and prove it
Criminals are as criminals do. What is a crime must adapt to uphold civil society through the honest witness of truth and justice. If we do not hold the most powerful accountable, we will become enslaved. To man, machine, or money. Only faith in freedom can set us free. That is progress. That is America. And I am advocating for our rights that my blood fought and died for on this soil for generations, and a republic and a democracy are what makes us connected to every society in the past that fucked it up. If we lie we lose our experience and delete our security. The time has come to say no. Enough. Take the toys away from these fools. It is incumbent on our honor as Americans of all races who fought and died and gave blood and treasure innumerable to uphold in the flag. I will be a monkey’s uncle sooner than see your bitchass dumbass punk shitbag ass pollute that legacy with your truly foreign word salad cess pool drain slime made posts and badnouth my country you conniving fuckbag.
God bless America and you can go to hell, fascist hateful scumbags.
” I will be a monkey’s uncle sooner”
Too late
@31, “the honest witness of truth and justice.”
You just through multiculturalism under the bus.
well-Put
CDizzle. the
Fascist Invasion
cum Infiltration’s
hit these Stranger’s
pages, Hard as fuck &
that’s Precisely how we’re
gonna hafta hit them back.
otherwise it’s gonna be
Hitler Shitler, take your
gottdamm Hat off to
our Emperor, “Only
HE can SAVE US!”
f.u.c.k. t.h.a.t.
he’s only gonna
‘save’ the War on
Women, Biosphere,
the Poor and Middle
Class, decency & our
hanging-by-a-thread
Freedom. how long til
these fascist fucks start
hanging the bodies off the
nearest Tree or street lamp?
what’s it gonna Take
for America to
Wake the
FUCK
Up?
oh
and
by the
way. Junior
G-men, young
Fascist Wannabees?
they’ll be Coming
for You, Too. maybe You
can tell your Starving progeny
in the work-concentration camps
how You
were one of
the Last Ones Taken.
they’ll be so
Proud, as they’re
handed their Rifles,
and are made to Line
You up against The Wall.
your Last Thought?
was that a
Smirk?
Did not read
@34: “what’s it gonna Take
for America to
Wake the
FUCK
Up?”
Whenever libs & progs realize that DEI got us Trump.
“Whenever libs & progs realize that DEI got us Trump.”
Coolidge dear, I hope you did some stretches before you attempted that leap.
It wasn’t DEI. It was good, old-fashioned American racism and sexism. Our original sins, as it were.
@38 that’s six vs a half dozen once you understand that “DEI” is a socially acceptable way of saying the n-word for people like coolidge
dei
being
Merit-
based
In-fucking
Stead of ‘Let’s
Hire that White
Man!” each and
Every fucking Time
their
Entitle-
Ment has
Blinded those
Men to their Auto-
fucking Matic Leap to
the Pinnacle of the Food Chain
small wonder
They’re so
Resentful
https://youtu.be/4pi3-QRNhAE?si=tCK07kA1Hnfclq_R
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
J.R.R.
J.R.R. Tolkien was was a traditionalist Catholic, culturally conservative, skeptical of the modern state, and hostile to big government.
and he’d most likely’ve
correctly called you
an Orc, or maybe
Buhrdur, shiv
JRR was
STRONGLY
anti-fucking Fascist.
@44 (& 43)
al-
tho,
‘Ogrod
deShiv’ doth
haveth a rather nice
Ringeth to it, don’tchya Thinketh?
@17 My reading comprehension is just fine. You literally don’t know what the word antifa means if you think it means we’re racist and want to go kill black people. You’re the racist one that wants to kill black people, my dude. Also, whoops. You accidentally posted under both your accounts. Great job, fuckwad.
Antifa
Won TWO
World Wars.
MAGA
Smeared
SHIT on Our
Capitol Walls
can
YOU
Spot the
Difference?
@38: Well, remember that POS Senator James E. Clyburn South Carolina told Biden in order to get his support to win the SC primary in 2020 that he had to have a black woman as his VP.
What was needed was an alpha male to go against Trump. America already elected a black man twice for president and a woman for president in 2016, so we’ve been in a post–racial society since 2008.
If you horrible democrats don’t learn from this lesson we are definitely remain burdened by what has been.
“Also, whoops. You accidentally posted under both your accounts. Great job, fuckwad.”
Wrong, LOL. I did that to piss you off
@49…
Suuure, you did.
It worked
The proof is in the pudding
48, No, he promised biden his primary endorsement if he would agree to put a black woman on the supreme court, but that’s just a guy exchanging one back-scratch for another like any other day in DC. DEI is a set of policies to help workplaces maintain a healthy culture for everyone, but to conservatives it means giving an unfair advantage to unqualified minorities. Anyway Biden won that election so I don’t see how your tortured interpretation of DEI is the problem.
@52: No, it really was VP.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/07/politics/clyburn-biden-black-woman-running-mate-cnntv
His mentality is the same as DEI – a set of misguided polices regardless of how much you and your woke ilk praise its virtues.
“Anyway Biden won that election so I don’t see how your tortured interpretation of DEI is the problem.”
Because a capable VP later running for president, even if was Bernie Sanders of all people, would have solidly beaten Donald Trump.
It was both — the scotus nomination was the primary endorsement deal and the vp selection was clyburn’s recommendation. But that’s neither here nor there because you’re just restating my point that DEI is just another way of saying you think black women are inherently unqualified.
The democrats’ biggest problem in 2024 was biden refusing to listen to voters and allow for a primary, but yes there are also lots of Americans like you who think women and minorities are not qualified to run the country. I personally don’t think any democrat was going to run away with the election given the lacking primary, but again this is beside the point because we’re just agreeing for like the 3rd or 4th time now that DEI is just a polite slur for you. I genuinely do not understand what you think you’re disproving by restating this over and over again.
@54: Stop with you putting words in my mouth, I never said that black women are inherently unqualified – inferred or otherwise. Just face it, you lose arguments so you resort to lies and insults.
You said harris was selected purely based on her demographics. You said democrats would have won if they ran an “alpha male” (lol) in 2024, oblivious to the unprecedented circumstances of biden dropping out 4 months ahead of the election. You said democrats will continue to lose if they don’t learn from their experience of nominating a “DEI” candidate.
I don’t know how else to interpret these statements besides your belief that white men are the only truly qualified candidates. At best i could say you are offering a sober assessment of the racism and sexism of the average american voter, except you aren’t presenting these facts as a critique or a problem to solve but a rational argument against nominating women and minorities in future elections.
There is nothing to lose here because this isn’t an argument. I am just reading back to you your own statements and telling you how it looks from my perspective and it’s not cute.
@56: Now you’re backpedaling to “You said harris was selected purely based on her demographics” from “is just another way of saying you think black women are inherently unqualified”.
You think you’re safe and above board with the caveat “I don’t know how else to interpret” but it only reinforces your insufferable obnoxiousness, and it’s not cute.
Not sure how you could read that entire comment and assume I’m backpedaling. I stand by my every word but i understand why you don’t have the guts to stand by yours. You want to be just racist enough to get your point across but leave yourself enough wiggle room to deny it.
@58: Oooooooh, I triggered you! This is fascinating. More popcorn please!
Not clear what you think triggered means or fascinating for that matter because I’m just telling you your racist comments are racist and it’s kind of boring actually
Like what? Provide an example.
If you haven’t figured it out by now explaining it a 5th time won’t do any good. Sadly one of the key features of being racist is being too dumb to understand what’s wrong with you.
Just what everyone expects from you. Obfuscations, language manipulations, typecasting are the only things you know. Not to mention having folks prove a negative.
By the way, are you a racist?
like arguing
with a
2×4
@64: Tell me about it!
@19:….said the KKKool-Aid slurping MAGA fool who can’t even keep the comments straight, and has to parrot the usual gang of trolling idiots.
I’m not among the naive forever buying Felon Mu$k’s Mein Trumpf’s Turd Reich level fascism. You are.
Get out while you still can. Find a new, less stressful line of work before you go over the side, too.
KKKoolie, KKKoolie, whatcha gonna do,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
@64 kristofarian: Just like tensy, KKKoolie keeps getting hit with a 2×4 every time he comments.
Like Chip Diller in National Lampoon’s Animal House, they’re hot for Douglas C. Neidermeyer:
“Thank you, sir! May I have another?”
I guess it’s supposed to help keep ’em in lockstep, however MAGA-blindsided.
You’re just hot air WINDY, that’s all you are.
@65
just Did.
pull that
2×4 outta
your ear and
that schtick outta
betwixt your buttocks.
@62 it’s thee
Worst Case — Textbook
we’ve witnessed here @derrr Schlogg
of the Dunning Krogers since
that poorly-trained howler
monkey excaped from
the Woodland Park
Zoo in 1948
who
for a Monkey
was Genius Level
it did Alright
for a little while
writing ad copy for
supermarket flyers, mostly, &
some sport spots for the Seattle Times
getting paid in bananas from the former
& free tickets to Seattle Pilots games
from the latter but in the end
its screeches became too
much for the Apt. mgr
and it went back to
Woodland Park
dying of acute
Transfixion at
the ripe old
age of 43.
so
there’s
Hope, KkKoolie
Hang in there
little buddy!
at
Least
please Do try
To Make Sen-
se, ‘fartian
hadn’t
forgotten
you, shankky
here’s
a pat, for
your head.
@72 – I don’t consent to being touched by you, ‘fartian. Typical of your creep shit though!
pass
kringeofartian
@76 ~ a;foj eriioia;’ r oiu
“@76 ~ a;foj eriioia;’ r oiu”
LOL