Good Morning! It’s another one of those perfect days that convince unsuspecting visitors to move to Seattle. Clear skies, high of 69, lows in the high 40s. You can practically hear the soundtrack to Practical Magic.

Trump Is Still Obsessed With Portland: And Chicago. And all of our other Godless, queer, blue-haired cities. On Saturday, a judge temporarily blocked Trump’s attempt to activate the Oregon National Guard to “defend” Portland’s ICE facilities against protesters. So Trump decided he’d try and get around that by summoning 200 of California’s National Guard troops to Portland instead. Some 100 troops arrived in the city on Sunday before a judge blocked that order (which covers deployment in Portland from any state). Then Trump remembered that he has friends in high places in Texas, so he ordered 400 members of the Texas National Guard to deploy for “federal protection missions” in Portland, Chicago, and possibly other cities. The judge’s block protects Portland from Texas’s troops as well, but it doesn’t apply to Chicago or other cities yet. 

The @oregonian.com social media team spending the weekend making social card after social card explaining the current state of national guards coming to Oregon

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— Nik Streng (@nikstreng.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM

And There’s More: One of Stephen Miller’s top deputies, Anthony Salisbury, was chit-chatting on Signal with one of Hegseth’s senior advisers, Patrick Weaver, in public, apparently with his screen “in clear view of others” in Minnesota. The Minnesota Star Tribune saw images of those messages. The two were talking about the Trump administration’s plan to send the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division, an elite overseas military unit that specializes in parachute assaults and forcible entry operations, to Portland, an American city. Weaver told Salisbury: “Between you and I, I think Pete just wants the top cover from the boss if anything goes sideways with the troops there,” Weaver said. “82nd is like our top tier [quick reaction force] for abroad. So it will cause a lot of headlines,” he added. “Probably why he wants potus to tell him to do it.” 

Awfully Busy for a Government That’s Closed for Business: We’re starting day six without an operating government, and there’s no sign that an end to the shutdown is in sight. Two million federal workers currently aren’t getting paid, and the White House social media account is still posting AI video of Hakeem Jeffries with an ever-larger sombrero while Trump threatens widespread layoffs for federal workers. The Senate is scheduled to vote on the legislation again today, but the current stopgap bill still strips millions of Americans of their healthcare subsidies, so it’s not going anywhere.

Third Country Deportations Are Still Happening: Amid the noise of government shutdowns, National Guard threats, and AI-generated diss-videos, 10 people who were deported from the United States were sent to the African nation of Eswatini on Monday morning. (For anyone rushing to Google Maps, it’s a small kingdom that borders South Africa.) And they’re just the latest. More than 40 people have been sent to Africa since July, after Trump struck secretive agreements with at least five nations there to take migrants under his third-country deportation program. At least two of them are Vietnamese—none of them are from Eswatini. They’re now in a maximum security facility with no known charges.

Peace Progress: This week will mark two years since the genocide in Gaza began, and on Monday, Israel and Hamas are starting indirect peace talks in Egypt. Everyone seems more onboard than usual: Israel has said it supported the new plan that Trump’s administration has drawn up, dictating that Hamas would release the remaining 48 hostages—about 20 believed to be alive—within three days. It also requires that Hamas give up power and disarm. Notably missing from the coverage: Hamas’s take on the deal.

Flotilla Protesters Deported, Detained: Meanwhile, last week, more than 400 activists who were sailing from Barcelona to try to break Israel’s blockade of Gaza on the Global Sumud Flotilla were arrested in international waters by Israeli forces. The protesters included climate activist Greta Thunberg, Nelson Mandela’s grandson, and our own local protester, Orcas Island resident Jas Ikeda. The protesters were taken to Israel, where they report being held in inhumane conditions “like monkeys.” Today, hundreds of protesters were deported from Israel, but Ikeda is still detained, and is one of 42 protesters on hunger strike in the prison.

Watch for Splinters: Foster Poultry Farms had to recall almost 4 million pounds of chicken corndogs after wood was found in the batter. This is the second corndog recall in as many weeks.

Dr. Brunkow Gets Her Flowers: It’s Nobel Prize season, and Seattle’s Dr. Mary E. Brunkow is one of three researchers who won the Nobel Prize in medicine on Monday for their work on peripheral immune tolerance. What does that mean? It means she helped open an entire new field in immunology that makes it easier for us to treat cancer and autoimmune diseases. And how did Dr. Brunkow react? She didn’t answer the phone because she thought it was spam. Nobel-prize-winning doctors, they’re just like us.

The Ms Tie It Up: Okay, that news was a lot, but guess what?? We’re two games into the post-season, and last night, the Mariners won their first post-season game since 2001. They’re now 1-1 against the Detroit Tigers.

the Mariners would probably win the world series if they brought back “Can’t Hold Us” as the seventh inning stretch song

— Nathalie Graham (@gramsofgnats.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM

Hannah is The Stranger's Editor-in-Chief. 

72 replies on “Slog AM: Trump Keeps Trying (and Failing) to Send Troops to Portland, the Government Is Still Shut Down, Local Scientist Wins the Nobel”

  1. Stranger commenters ranked from smartest to stupidest, if u dont see ur name your automatically at the bottom of the list! 😉

    Catalina Velduray

    The Kossack

    Tensorna

    Mr Friendly

    Dale Horseman

    Hydronerd

    Max Solomon

    CKathes

    Phineas Barnum

    Bax

    Toe Tag

    District 13 Refugee

    Andrew Aguecheek

    Lissa

    Swiftress

    Pat L

    BK421

    North American Jay Bird

    Rudeboy

    Soy milk in my latte

    Nekrasova

    Barth

    [CUTOFF LINE BETWEEN SMART PEOPLE & STUPID PEOPLE]

    Ross

    Cressona

    The Chicken

    Buddhamat

    Doug

    Notmyopic

    Averagebob

    Biped

    BMLeon

    Drewl2

    Libretto

    Phoebe in Wallingford

    Boatgeek

    Thirteen12

    Mike Blob

    Fire Aim Ready

    The Tour Guide

    Greenwood Bob

    Coolidge Dollar

    CDizzle

    Michael C Clayton

    TBass1981

    Kristofarian

    Auntie Grizelda

    Speaking up

    Xina

  2. Freedom to choose, without restriction is something The Stranger’s commenters allegedly hold dear.

    Under Indiana Law, when a celebrity retired NFL player and sportscaster attacked a 69 year old, blue-collar truck driver, with his fists, the driver had the right to respond with deadly force.

    The powerful sportscaster was stabbed two to three times, hospitalized, and then arrested and charged for starting the fight. The stabber, not so much. The powerful sportscaster can’t even sue for being stabbed under Indiana Law.

    The NYT breaks it down here: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/us/mark-sanchez-stabbing.html

    For those without a subscription: https://ktrh.iheart.com/content/2025-10-06-mark-sanchez-is-now-facing-a-felony-charge/

    Maybe this will make Connor Kelley’s ongoing column, “This Week in Worker Conquests.” Nah. Connor doesn’t mean that kind of worker conquest. He, and other Stranger writers, never apply principle consistently to their writing. Do they have principles at all?

  3. @1…

    Considering the source, I will take that as a compliment.

    If you had put me above your ‘line’ It would mean I failed at mocking you, and probably let a bunch of people down in the process.

  4. Also… if you think you’re so smart you clearly know that I’m multiple people on that list and only one of me is below the stupid line. 🙂

  5. All this Madness

    just to keep whatever

    may be remaining in the

    Epstein/C.Bonespurs Files

    from ANY Public Purview?

    remember When

    republicans Released

    every single page of the

    Starr Report* re a blowjob?

    Dems

    Need to

    tell Congress

    to Fuck OFF til

    THEY RELEASE the

    trumpf/Epstein files

    the

    Downfall

    of thedjt’ll

    likely Be very

    close behind so

    we can See Why tF

    they wanna Keep it Hid.

    *detailing President

    “Slick Willy” Clinton’s

    CONSENSUAL dalliance

    with an Adult M. Lewinski?

  6. @1

    Gosh

    wormmy

    your False

    Modesty at

    placing your

    Self at number

    Three — granted,

    taking Your Rightful

    Place at the Pinnacle

    of The Stranger’s Dung

    Heap wouldda been Too

    Blatantly Fucking Obvious

    shows your Desperation

    for Separation after your

    Incredible Blunder of posting

    THE SAME COMMENT FROM You

    AND YOUR SIKSOKBOTT Yesterday.

    oh

    Well

    at Least

    you’re Amusing!

    https://www.thestranger.com/slog-am/2025/10/03/80266748/slog-am-spd-blocks-care-team-uw-class-chases-nazi-saluter-trump-tries-to-broker-hamas-peace-deal-in-most-threating-way-possible/comments/78

    https://www.thestranger.com/slog-am/2025/10/03/80266748/slog-am-spd-blocks-care-team-uw-class-chases-nazi-saluter-trump-tries-to-broker-hamas-peace-deal-in-most-threating-way-possible/comments/79

    oops!

  7. oh

    and NO

    I don’t for

    a Moment be-

    lieve Catalina or

    even Most of your

    ‘list of the smartest’ be-

    long on your little Dung Heap

    tho you

    and Cressy

    Have shown some

    rather Remarkable Overlaps

    all

    totally

    Coincidental I’m

    Certain you’ll soon Argue.

  8. In an odd coincidence, it’s also 2 years since Hamas committed atrocities that include the rape, torture and murder of women and children.

  9. @11: Really? Then how did Xina get to be so much better (i.e., “stupid”, in MAGAt parlance) than the rest of us? What made her stand out of the crowd?

  10. Speaking of lists.. Robert Morris who served on President Donald Trump’s evangelical advisory board has pleaded guilty to five counts of lewd and indecent acts with a child. If only there was another list they could release they had a bunch of child molesters on it.

    “I work with the very best people.” -Donald Trump

    “I fuck 12 year old kids.” – The people Donald Trump works with.

  11. The Guardian has some great coverage on the Gaza Flotilla. Unlike American Corporate Media, it revealed that not only is Greta still being held, but has been subject to torture (beatings), receives little to eat and drink, and has been paraded around wrapped in an Israeli flag like a trophy.

  12. @17

    xina

    Stands

    Out as an

    Articulate, no-

    Nonsense and Fearless

    Advocate for Human Rights

    and is therefore a Massive Threat

    to Oligarchy, Patriarchy & Reich Wing Rule.

    poor olde

    Wormtongue/

    THUMPF Y O U!

    (and maybe Cressy?)’ll

    Literally Melt in her fucking Presence

    which I Miss,

    Severely.

  13. @21

    and then there’s This

    from Amy Goodman’s ‘Democracy Now!’

    Well, it’s not a peace plan.

    It’s many things, but not that.

    Look, the most important component is whether this can bring an end to the Israeli assault, ceasefire, the release of Israelis, the release of Palestinians held in Israel,

    the Israeli military withdrawal from Gaza, and the entry of massively needed humanitarian assistance, which Israel has been preventing in its starvation policy, and the entry of that on scale. 

    Now, on those things, the 20 points are extremely light on detail, hence the need to flesh those out to make sure that there will actually be a withdrawal, that there will actually be massive ramping up of assistance that’s allowed in.

    The pressure is on to

    simply~and ridiculously~say,

    “You know what? Trust America.

    All those good things will happen.”

    The rest of what’s in those 20 points — and, in fact, more of those 20 points — are devoted to the details of some kind of bizarre throwback to the Dutch East India Company, some kind of colonial administration, non-Palestinian, led by Trump, former prime minister here, Tony Blair, and others. 

    My assessment is that they would then try and impose such a model in the West Bank, where you currently have nominal, if deeply unrepresentative and co-opted, Palestinian Authority leadership.

    And there is nothing, other than a few throwaway words, about what would happen eventually in terms of the decolonization, deoccupation of Palestinian land.

    There is no reference

    in the whole bloody thing

    even to the words “West Bank.”

    So, the idea that this is going

    to set aside 3,000 years, or whatever

    the president wants to call it, is patently absurd.

    –Dan Levy

    oodles:

    https://www.democracynow.org/2025/10/6/ceasefire_talks

  14. @25

    and yet not

    Surprising when

    one considers “our”

    MSM is Owned by hyper-

    Wealthy psychopaths, Disinterested in

    letting the Populace In On WTF is Actually Happening

    if they/

    We fucking

    KNEW we’d be

    up in Arms in an

    New York Minute

    which’s why

    bippie, d13r, wormmy/

    thumpfYOU at al’re Here:

    to keep us

    Ignorant

    as Fuck.

  15. @25 presumably part of the intended benefit of trying to invade Portland is pushing the slightly-less-insane things the admin is doing out of the public eye

  16. @1:

    Most normal people, when they have a lot of free time on their hands, do normal things: watch television, listen to music, read a book, masturbate – there are any number of activities more mentally and physically productive than sitting for hours ranking the names of people you’ve never met in-person, nor are likely to (ah for the olden days when Slog Happys would actually bring commenters together IRL), just so you can feel good about your own latent sense of mediocrity.

  17. @29…

    Boy, howdy…

    Comte’s point just totally whooshed right over your head.

    Maybe you should hire better caregivers… oh, wait. They are getting deported. Sucks to be you, I guess.

  18. @29 You’re on track to have 16,000+ posts if you keep up the same pace you’re currently at for the same number of years that COMTE has been here. Just sayin.

  19. Am I the only one at least somewhat pleasantly surprised that a Trump Administration USDA was able to detect significant food contamination issues and with no associated deaths reported?

  20. Swiftress @33…

    Eh, I find it hard to take seriously someone who has to use emojis to make their point.

    At least when I see your avatar (great pic, BTW) whether I agree or disagree with you, I know I will read something from someone who can form a coherent sentence, and put forth a cogent argument.

    When I see emojis, I start scrolling.

    And this is coming from someone who has read (and still do) ALL of Kristo’s posts

  21. @19/21 Here is what the flotilla members said they had to endure according to The Guardian

    “The alleged abuses included sleep and medication deprivation, beatings, having automatic rifles pointed at their heads, dogs set upon them, having to sleep on the floor, being subjected to insults and being made to watch footage of the Hamas attacks on Israel on 7 October 2023.”

    First, I saw video of Thunberg arriving in Greece today and you would think Caesar was entering Rome. She looked quite well to me for someone who was beaten and starving (no visible bruises anywhere so those Israelis are pretty good). Second, I find it very ironic that one of the abuse complaints was watching the footage of the Oct 7 attack and massacre. I wonder why they would find that footage so upsetting that it borders on abuse? hmmmm

    Thunberg and these people are clout chasers and any claims they make should rightfully be viewed with a degree of skepticism.

  22. If someone says you’re dumb and you don’t know what you’re talking about, it doesn’t mean that what you’re saying isn’t true. Slog people who don’t realize that are really dumb.

  23. @35,

    Seriously. Love him or hate him (and I know plenty of people are in that latter category) but at the bare minimum, at least Kristo’s posts have an unmistakably unique and distinctive component to them that reflects a particular aesthetic style and flare on the part of their author. I guess the smiley face guy’s do as well, though that particular aesthetic would be that of a Walmart ad exec working on a campaign to appeal to 12 year old suburban girls. He’s absolutely awful and childish, though I’m sure that’s also his intent, so whatever.

    Or maybe that’s just sour grapes on my part based on my criminally low rating in @1, ha ha.

  24. Mike @42…

    I think of Kristo’s posts as poetry with big chunks of truth in them.

    “Smiley Guy”… (can we make that a thing?) I would guess is just a lazy chucklefuck 35y.o. 4channer masturbating over his keyboard because he “owned the libs”.

  25. @43: “a lazy chucklefuck 35y.o. 4channer masturbating over his keyboard”

    Come on now dude, you cant seriously think you would get ranked in the upper half? Look at how you are spraying! 🤣 you did this to yourself! 😄

  26. “Notably missing from the coverage: Hamas’s take on the deal.”

    Well, that’s primarily because the group has made no official public statements on the peace deal. They’ve offered to negotiate, and American and Israeli negotiators now have traveled to Egypt to take part.

    However, it’s great to see the Stranger rediscovering that Hamas actually exists, and has some bearing on the peace deal. Over the past two years, very long stretches of time have elapsed without a single headline post even containing the word, Hamas, so this sudden re-occurrence comes as a welcome development.

    At the very same time, the Stranger’s recent near-obsessive concern about children starving in Gaza seems to have completely disappeared! (What a coincidence, eh?) I mean, if the Stranger was really so very, very concerned about the plight of starving children in Gaza, and Hamas had some say over whether their starvation continued or not, you’d think the Stranger would now join most of the rest of the world, and demand Hamas sign onto the peace deal. This sudden disappearance of this concern from the Stranger certainly has come at the worst possible time for those children!

  27. @47: lol you probably should have left it at that instead of five more posts gradually melting down until you reached “chucklefuck 4chan masturbator” ha ha ha! 🤣

  28. “Notably missing from the coverage: Hamas’s take on the deal.”

    Not missing from the WSJ’s coverage: ordinary Gazans’ take on the deal:

    ‘Alaa Khalil, a 49-year-old Palestinian living in a tent camp in Gaza, doesn’t like the terms of President Trump’s peace plan. But she likes the war even less.

    ‘A mother of six who had to flee her home in Gaza City because of the fighting, Khalil says she is upset Trump’s plan has no timetable for an Israeli withdrawal from the enclave and no guarantee that Israel’s campaign against the militant group will stop for good.

    ‘“In many aspects this is not in the Palestinians’ favor,” she said in an interview. Even so, she said she hopes Hamas accepts it “so the bloodshed stops.”‘

    […]

    ‘For Khalil, that view marks a shift. She said she supported Hamas before the war. Her husband worked in the Hamas government’s finance ministry. He was detained by Israel when the conflict started. But Hamas’s conduct during the war has led her to question the group’s decision-making and leadership.

    ‘…She says Hamas’s assault lacked a clear objective. And she blames the group for failing to secure Gaza and stockpile food and medicine.

    ‘Now displaced for a second time, with her husband still detained, she is upset that Hamas is making an issue of disarmament when its weapons have been shown throughout the war to be ineffective at stopping the Israeli advance.

    ‘“I don’t feel like our suffering matters to them,” Khalil said. “I am very upset by their statements.”’

    […]

    ‘Eman Badah, the mother of a days-old premature baby, said she wants Hamas to relent.

    ‘“For me, anything that ends the war is good,” she said. “I don’t care about Hamas’s weapons, its leaders, their fate or the prisoners. My husband, my son, and I—we are the ones paying the price.”’

    […]

    ‘She said she wonders what Hamas thought would happen when it launched the 2023 attacks, why it didn’t prepare and what it thinks could be gained from further fighting. She doesn’t trust Israel, and Trump’s deal isn’t perfect, but, she said, it does promise the things she needs—a cease-fire, food, reconstruction.’

    ‘“What are we waiting for?” she said. “At the end of the day, we are suffering,”’

    ‘Even when Gazans are out of the line of fire, living conditions are a constant struggle. Rozian Hwaila, 29, displaced from Gaza City and now in Deir al-Balah, lives in a tent on land her family has to rent.

    ‘Hwaila says life amid the war is hard. Very few people she knows oppose Trump’s plan, she said. Everyone wants at least to be able to pitch a tent in front of their old homes.

    ‘“Disarming Hamas is the last thing on my mind,” she said. “I want this war to stop—at any cost.”’

    Oodles more, damningly:

    https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/gazans-have-a-message-for-hamas-end-the-war-now-ec769626?mod=middle-east_news_article_pos5

  29. @1 Your Smartness Rankings of 50 or so Sloggers is most certainly a waste of time, but I appreciate the banality of the exercise. We’re really all just wasting time here. Nice work.

  30. @49: lol how do you go this quickly from “I dont care” to foaming chucklefuck ha ha ha! bruh I think I ranked you too high 😂

  31. @ Smiley Guy…

    Sure, rate me lower. I would be proud to be down there with Xina. I miss seeing her around.

    You apparently still don’t get my point @5 that anything you disagree with might be worth looking into and supporting. Just because you are that dumb, the converse is probably the better option versus whatever stupid shit you type.

  32. @54: Somebody on the internet thinks you’re kind of stupid, and you spend the entire rest of your day slowly losing your mind over it 😂😂😂

  33. Smiley Guy @ 54…

    Nah, I just like poking fun at stupid Dunning-Kruger examples running wild on the intertubes on my day off while home sick. But if it makes you feel better to think you actually trolled me, all I can say is:

    “You go, Glen Coco!”

  34. I wonder what the editors of an alt-weekly in a liberal city think of this effect of boycotting artists:

    “For two years, controversies have engulfed film festivals, popular TV shows produced in Israel have gone dark on American streaming platforms and escalating accusations of antisemitism and complicity in genocide have pitted artist against artist.

    “Last month came the latest salvo: a boycott by thousands of Hollywood figures against all TV and movies connected to Israel—a country where largely left-wing creators have been waging their own battle against the Israeli government.”

    ‘“To boycott creators from any country in the world is outrageous,” Liat Benasuly, the producer of Netflix’s hit series, “Fauda,” said in an interview. “We are not our government—we suffer from them.”

    ‘“The boycott completely plays into their hands,” she said. “They want nothing more than to silence us.”’

    The WSJ has an entire story on how the boycott against Israel has weakened Israeli critics of the Netanyahu regime, strengthened the repressive elements in that regime, and caused Paramount to cite free speech concerns as a reason to stream a mini-series about the effects of 10/7 on innocent Israelis:

    ‘Paramount is the only major Hollywood studio to have officially come out against the boycott. “The idea that you’re going to censor art, I don’t believe to be in line with American values and freedom of speech,” said Paramount CEO David Ellison, who closed on Paramount in August, in an interview.’

    Ouch!

    ‘On Tuesday it will air “Red Alert,” a limited drama series about the fate of multiple characters, including an Israeli family with young children, an Arab family and Israeli police officers after the Oct. 7 Hamas attack.’

    (https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/television/israel-television-hollywood-boycotts-the-sea-fauda-tehran-b6e74305?mod=Searchresults&pos=1&page=1)

  35. “Dr. Mary E. Brunkow is one of three researchers who won the Nobel Prize in medicine on Monday for HER work on peripheral immune tolerance.”

    Fixed it for you.

  36. speaking of the Unfairness!

    and Temerity of boycotts

    against AIPAC/Israel!

    and the Crimea

    Fucking River:

    The ruin of Gaza: how Israel’s two-year assault has devastated the territory

    The majority of those killed by Israel’s

    offensive in the strip have been civilians,

    and the overall total now exceeds 67,000.

    Entire families have been wiped out in a single airstrike.

    Sometimes, only a single individual, frequently a child,

    is left alive. There are also nearly 170,000 injured.

    In all, casualties amount to roughly 10% of

    Gaza’s pre-war population of 2.3 million.

    There may well be

    many more dead

    uncounted in the

    rubble that now

    covers much

    of Gaza.

    [100,000?

    200,000?]

    Those killed by untreated illnesses,

    poor nutrition, suicide or other causes

    linked to the conflict are more numerous still.

    Thousands of people have simply disappeared –

    lost, incinerated or blown apart by explosions,

    or held in secret detention by Israel.

    The war, triggered by a Hamas raid into Israel on 7 October 2023

    which killed approximately 1,200 people and took a further 251

    as hostages More than 67,000 Palestinians have been killed

    inside Gaza by Israeli attacks, has devastated Gaza,

    in physical and human terms.

    [Some — Many — MOST’d

    call That a Genocide]

    {surprisingly, AIPAC

    the Wormtongue

    & Israel do Not.}

    [go figure.]

    Almost all Palestinians in the territory have been displaced, usually many times.

    Entire cities have been reduced to dust and broken concrete.

    Witnesses of attacks, or victims of the violence

    around some food distribution sites, or medics

    in overwhelmed hospitals describe “post-a-

    pocalyptic landscapes” or “hell on earth”.

    [well -what the Fuck did Hamas* expect?

    after all, they Did Kill 1,200 Israelis]

    More than 67,000 Palestinians have been

    killed inside Gaza by Israeli attacks.

    Most are civilians. At least 20,000

    are children – about 2% of

    Gaza’s child population.

    But in September the former Israeli army commander

    Herzi Halevi said more than 200,000 Palestinians

    had been killed or injured in the war in Gaza.

    [well — ONE THOUSAND,

    TWO HUNDRED Israelis

    WERE killed!]

    Leaked Israeli military intelligence data

    on casualties until May this year

    suggested that more than 80%

    of the dead were civilians.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2025/oct/07/the-ruin-of-gaza-how-israel-two-year-assault-has-devastated-the-territory

    as nutnyahoo is allowed to go

    so too will Cadet Bonespurs

    given enough Rope

    and Time

    *did Palestinians elect Hamas?

    A. Yes. they Did.

    in 2007.

    before MOST

    Palestinians

    were even

    Born.

  37. @63

    Q. Has Hamas allowed more Elections

    since their Election in 2007?

    A. are you Kidding?

    Of COURSE Not. they

    ‘don’t Believe in’ Elections

    at least, not since they won theirs.

    Q. does Cadet Bonespurs

    ‘believe in’ Elections?

    A. are you

    Fucking

    Joking?

  38. [Working my way to ‘the Bottom’ of

    thumpfYOU!’/wormmy’s Shitlist up

    @1 before I’m banned/Gitmo’d

    for fucking Ever. wish me luck!]

  39. @66: When I first saw the vast expanse of empty space and ragged right margin of @1, I just figured it was the usual kristo’ slop. But after multiple commenters took it seriously, I knew it couldn’t be kristo’s output. Your response fits kristo’s slop perfectly, though.

  40. @1 Storm Trumpfer: Awwwwww, do I scare youse?

    Well, good. Then I’m doing my job here as a commenter. 🙂

    @22 kristofarian: +1 Agreed. I miss xina, too.

    @69: …..said the Reigning King of the Slop Trough, ol’ teenieweenie.

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