Shes terminally winning.
She's terminally winning. Kelly O

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The country is rediscovering what Seattle has always known: BenDeLaCreme is a national treasure.

I got spoilers: About last night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3.

She's been in the top two for the last three weeks straight: The Seattle-based drag queen and burlesque performer's antics launched her into the top two in the first episode (which she won), and the second episode, AND the third episode. For those keeping score at home, there have only been three weeks in the competition. You'd be a mindless dolt not to pick BenDeLa as your numero uno if you had to pick a frontrunner. But as any queer who lived in Seattle circa 2014 will tell you: Buckle up, fuckers. RuPaul has made terrible decisions before.

But this go-around, RuPaul isn't the one sending these make-up addicts home! Each week, the winning queen picks the contestant who gets eliminated. Heavy is the head that wins $10,000 from a lip-synch and has the responsibility of sending someone home, as BenDeLaCreme keeps reminding us. She's a real nice lady and trying to be fair with her choices, although I say send Trixie, Shangela, and Kennedy Davenport home the first chance you get, sister! As higher-ranking-Stranger-gay, Christopher Frizzelle, wrote after RPDR AS3's first episode: Whatever it takes to win, Ben, do it! Win this fucker!

Next week is Snatch Game. The show's most popular recurring challenge is nigh. Queens have to pick a celebrity to impersonate in RuPaul's draggy send-up of Match Game. While I'm sure BenDeLa's competitors—and probably the producers, too—are tired of all her winning, Snatch Game plays to DeLa's strengths. There's no way she will land in the bottom. If DeLa can make the Dowager Countess of Grantham impression work on season 6, she can impersonate the Mouth of Truth and still win this challenge.

Drama is coming and Bebe is a mole. Okay, we don't totally know that Bebe is a mole, but come on. After next week's Snatch Game, the eliminated queens will probably be brought back for some epic showdown and Bebe will pick who returns to the competition. She'll then return to the crypt where they keep the vaseline-covered footage from season 1 and resume her official role as one of RuPaul's Horcruxes.

Ben is nice and the competition will probably get to her. If anything will stop Ben from winning, it's probably Ben. Sure, Billboard thinks she'll be in the top three, but others have said she quits the show this season. Who knows.

Regardless, the terminally delightful maniac is a monster who eats victory for breakfast. She's beauty, she's grace, there's a Tesla in outer space there are few queens better on planet fucking Earth. At this point, there's no way BenDeLaCreme can sashay away from RPDR AS3 and not be a star.