"Thank You for Not Driving"
This gives me a chance to show you nerds one of my favorite memes. It is very useful to send to friends who do have cars.
"Reject Degeneracy"
Ok, another one of my favorite memes. I had this as one of my pictures on my Tinder profile and no one messaged me about it? There's a lot to discuss, imo.
"Drink Warm Beer"
I love all my drinks ice cold. Thanks, Warm Beer.
"Fuck KOMO 4 News"
They said it, not me.
"All My Pleasure..."
Spoiler alert: it's dopamine. (Please, correct me if I'm wrong in the comments. I hated chemistry. Sorry, Mr. Miller, you were cool.)
"Stay Asleep"
Very much my vibe this morning.
"There Are No Queer Friendly Cops"
Happy Pride!
"Queer Liberation, Not Rainbow Capitalism"
Yes, but I will admit that I caved and bought the Pride rainbow platform Tevas. Yes, I regret nothing.
"One World"
One like = one kiss.
"ACAB"
Love the quality of this one. I would frame it.
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.