Seattle Sticker Patrol: Thank You for Not Driving

I have no choice. JK

This gives me a chance to show you nerds one of my favorite memes. It is very useful to send to friends who do have cars.

If you don’t return your cart, a hex on your home. JK

Ok, another one of my favorite memes. I had this as one of my pictures on my Tinder profile and no one messaged me about it? There’s a lot to discuss, imo.

Respectfully, no. JK

I love all my drinks ice cold. Thanks, Warm Beer.

Spotted on Capitol Hill. JK

They said it, not me.

I almost failed AP Chem so I had to look this up. JK

Spoiler alert: it’s dopamine. (Please, correct me if I’m wrong in the comments. I hated chemistry. Sorry, Mr. Miller, you were cool.)

I would like to. JK

Very much my vibe this morning.

A bit bent, but important. JK

Happy Pride!

An important follow-up. JK

Yes, but I will admit that I caved and bought the Pride rainbow platform Tevas. Yes, I regret nothing.

Get it? JK

One like = one kiss.

Very painterly. JK

Love the quality of this one. I would frame it.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.