"Don't Stand So Close to Me" The only kind of policeman I can stand. JK
Pretty sure this one is courtesy of
. You know I had to share this song with you:
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"Oh No It's Humans" Same. JK
"SPD Is..." The context for this sticker seemed important. JK
Spotted near 12th Avenue and E John.
"Burrito Unicorns Are Among Us" Burrito Unicorns are my favorite animal. JK
I might have posted this one before, but I love it so much! Thanks,
for creating one of the best cryptids of all time.
"Tis a Lovely Day for Abolition" Despite the gray weather. JK
Speaking of abolition, have you read
for city attorney yet?
"It's Not a Phase, Mom" Can anyone identify who this is? JK
In the process of looking up who exactly is on this sticker, I found out that the phrase "It's not a phase, Mom" is
considered a meme
"The Thin Red Peel" Been seeing this all over Capitol Hill. JK
I've already documented one iteration of these stickers, and I've seen a couple other variations as well. Do you know who made them? You know
where to find me
"Your 20s Are Overrated" Spotted in Nacho Borracho's bathroom. JK
I really hope this is true! [
Eds note: It's not. Your 20s rule.
"Person on a Leash" Forgot where I spotted this one but it's so good. JK
Love that this is singed into wood.
"MDMA" Happy Friday :) JK
Some censored yaoi porn to finish off this column. Stay dry out there! And thanks,
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.