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Jess Stein
"Make Seattle Super Again"
Enough of these MAGA riffs.
Enough of these MAGA riffs. JK
It could happen sooner than you think (disclaimer: I know nothing about sports, I'm only in it for the merch).

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"Never Forget 4/20"
How could you?!
How could you?! JK
Peep the time this post was published ;)

"Hot"
Me.
Me. JK
Some of you can't relate.

"Roast Beef & Cheese"
Could really go for some roast beef and cheese rn.
Could really go for some roast beef and cheese rn. JK
Made me think about how my dad (and maybe all dads?) loves Arby's:

"Man, I Need Vans!"
LOLd at this drawing.
LOL'd at this drawing. JK
I'm not one to put a blatant ad on here, but this was funny.

"Pigeons Are Doves"
True!
True! JK
If you speak Spanish, you already know this. "Paloma" means "pigeon" while "paloma blanca" means "dove." Speaking of palomas, here's my favorite Paloma:

"Yeet the Rich"
Not a sticker, but fun.
Not a sticker, but fun. JK
Don't make me explain "yeet" again.

"Dancers"
Cute.
Cute. JK
Spotted near the Shell station on Broadway, I'm pretty sure.

"LA! Abolish the Police"
You know I love shiny things.
You know I love shiny things. JK
Love a little mini-sticker sculpture in these Seattle streetz.

"Minion Chaos"
I have no idea how this got here...and kind of dont want to know...
I have no idea how this got here...and kind of don't want to know... JK
Some cursed Minion content to kick off your weekend!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.