“All I Ever Wanted Was Everything…Including City Council”
But you didn’t get it 🙂 Eli Sanders
OK, this isn’t strictly a sticker, but I love me a solid wheatpaste. I’ve seen variations of this one around town, but this is the first one I’ve seen with “including City Council.” Thankfully he didn’t get this one thing, but we should keep our eye on this fucker.
“Bezos as Baphomet”
Bezos as Satan. Jasmyne Keimig
In the same vein as above, found on 12th and E Pine. I get the sentiment here, but I’m pretty sure this is offensive to Satanists. Bezos, a billionaire who avoids taxes and seeks to shift a city council in his company’s favor, is worse than any devil.
“Buoyancy”
The colors on this one are what got me. Chase Burns
Fittingly, found on the ground.
“I Fuck to Cum, Not to Conceive”
Wow, yes. JK
And sometimes, neither happens!
Update 8/3/2020: This is the work of Charyn Pfeuffer!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.
