Seattle Sticker Patrol: Dozens of Doors Are Open

A very sweet sticker. JK

Repeating this to myself when I feel trapped in a feeling or idea. I would love to know who made this!

Truer words have never been spoken. JK

Case in point, I’ve been thinking a lot about carcinization. Once you get deep into why everything eventually becomes a crab, you don’t need drugs to get high.

Crabs in general. Carcinization is the trend of evolution turning multiple genetic lines of crustaceans into crabs pic.twitter.com/YpsnQn7Oeo
— MushroomWatcher (@MushroomWatcher) February 20, 2022

Cutie. JK

You’re either in or you’re out.

Some of my most favorite stickers in the city. JK

Thanks, Jake Stoumbos!

You’re looking at one. JK

I love that the “high risk” part could really apply to anything: love, sex, power, illness, mood. Accurate representation that I want to see more of. Thanks, Oakthorn Studios!

Chode alert. JK

Spotted all over Capitol Hill.

I want this as my headstone. JK

I think I’ve seen this shape before but in popsicle form?

The toilets of Cafe Racer are a treasure trove of stickers. JK

Generally good advice.

Who is this person? JK

This sticker has been popping up a lot all over Capitol Hill. Do you know who it is? I reverse image searched it and all the pages came up Dutch. I have a feeling it has to do with a band of some sort, but if you know for sure please inform me.

Such an excellent sticker series. JK

I think I’ve posted other versions of this sticker, but not this one in particular. Hat’s off to you!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.