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Jess Stein
“Retain Sawant”
Clever!
Clever! JK

I’m pretty sure I spotted this one somewhere in District 3. I’ve yet to see a yard sign version.

“Face Down, Mask Up”
Spotted near the Link station.
Spotted near the Link station. JK

Imagining this position and it seems like fun!

“Pretty Like Rowan Ruthless”
I also have this sticker on my phone.
I also have this sticker on my phone. JK

I could spot Seattle showgirl Rowan Ruthless from a mile away.

“I Closed the Waterwheel”
Did you?
Did you? JK

You know I love a good dive bar.

“Keep Vashon Mildly Intolerant of the Lower Class”
Spotted on Vashon, duh.
Spotted on Vashon. JK

I will say that I spent a ridiculous amount on groceries while I was there.

“Who Are My Heroes?”
Been seeing this one around a lot recently.
Been seeing this one around a lot recently. JK

Took me a long time to figure out the secret message in this one.

“This Is a Policy Proposal”
Lots going on in this one.
Lots going on in this one. JK

Spotted in West Seattle.

“Data and a Blunt”
Me and who?
Me and who? JK

I would love to smoke weed with any character from Star Trek.

“Spring Break
Boobies!
Boobies! JK

Truly what spring break is all about ( . Y . )

“This Machine Kills Fascists”
Sorta! But I love the sentiment.
Sorta! But I love the sentiment. JK

Spotted, appropriately, on a USPS collection box. And the blues matched!

Jas Keimig is a former staff writer at The Stranger, where they covered visual art, film, stickers, and culture.