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Voting Lisa Brown into office would mean voting Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers out of office, which would mean bringing down the fourth most powerful Republican in the House—the SECB has been leaking sex sauce into our collective jeans for weeks at the thought of that upset. (We’re coming to avenge you, Tom Foley!)

As the chair of the House Republican Conference, McMorris Rodgers’s entire job for the last two years has been to sugarcoat Republican poison pills and feed them to the country one tweet at a time. Sound familiar? McMorris Rodgers has voted with the president an astounding 97.8 percent of the time. She lives to repeal Obamacare and to massively overstate the benefits of Trump’s tax cuts.

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