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We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, Joe: Call us. Let’s get together, dive into some state budget docs. Maybe on a late night when you’re feeling particularly tense? When a back rub might make you feel better?

Bow chikka wow wow.

The SECB’s crush on Fitzgibbon has endured even as new SECB members have come and gone. But all SECB members past and present agree that Joe Fitzgibbon is the dreamiest lawmaker in Olympia.

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