Patty Murray
LOL. According to a recent poll, Senator Patty Murray is up by twenty-one (count ’em!) percentage points over Chris Vance, her Republican challenger, a man very few people have heard of. This one’s in the bag. Washington is as blue and awesome as Texas is red and stupid. Suck on it, Washington Republicans.
Murray is going back to DC, where she will continue to push for common-sense gun control (fuck the NRA), where she will fight to pass legislation she introduced to protect workers from wage theft (fuck wage thieves), and where she will continue to defend Planned Parenthood against right-wing efforts to defund it (fuck you, Chris Vance, for bringing Carly “Blood on Her Hands” Fiorina to Washington to campaign for you).
