Suzan DelBene
We nearly endorsed Alex Storms, a proud Bernie Bro with predator-looking facial hair because snoozy incumbent Suzan DelBene was SO FUCKING WISHY-WASHY. She’s the human equivalent of the goddamned shrug emoji.
Should we abolish the superdelegates,
Suzan?
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Should our state tax carbon, Suzan?
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Should Congress vote to recognize the Duwamish Tribe, Suzan?
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Should all drugs be decriminalized, Suzan?
