Escape the onslaught of saccharine holiday cheer with the annual Blue Moon Christmas Pageant and Midnight Mass. The evening includes music from the sexy Santa-loving Donner Vixens, a soul-saving midnight sermon from the Reverend Darnell Jenkins, and appearances from both Jesus and Satan. Holy night, indeed! As Blue Moon booker Jason Josephes (aka Jesus) says: โIt counts as going to church, but itโs church with a bar. And thatโs the best kind of church that there is.โ (Blue Moon, 712 NE 45th St, 675-9116, 9 pm, $6, 21+)
Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles. More by Megan Seling

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