I just can’t stop taking pictures of boys. I LOVE BOYS. Gay
ones, straight ones, skinny ones, fat ones… all of ’em. I try to
shoot photos of pretty girls from time to time, but they never turn
out. Not like my boys. A nice lady who recently opened a neat new art
gallery asked me if I’d like to have a photography show. I said yes. So
conflict of interest be damned: I just wanted to tell you, real
quick, if you also like boys, maybe you should come. Opening night
promises music, libations, and a half-naked rooster serving hot
dogs. (Gossamer Collective, 1406 18th Ave, 832-6063. 7–10
pm, free.)
Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,... More by Kelly O
It must be nice to be able to use your eyes without guilt.
She’s enjoying one of the pluses of being a straight female. Men on the whole don’t mind being objectified so women can do so freely and openly. However, women have to constantly put up with being viewed as a piece of meat by 90%+ of men they encounter. That gets really old especially if you have a lot more to offer. Pluses and minuses.
@2 Please note she wrote “boys,” not “men.” Just as girls are not women, boys are not men.
Boys are gross. I don’t know how gay men and straight women can do it (them). Luckily for me (a married straight male) they (particularly straight women) can.
She knows what boys like
She knows what guys want
She know what boys like
Boys like, boys like her
SUCKER! hmhmhm
@4
I feel the exact same way about girls. Ick. Girl parts are totally nasty – unbelievable that most men (and even some girls?!) find them appealing. Lucky for me (a straight female), most men can’t get enough of the stuff. I totally get the gay male repulsion though.
@6 god. i can’t imagine fucking someone that thinks their own genitals are revolting. lucky for you, men will fuck you regardless of your self-esteem.
non-existent and/or shitty self-esteem, that is.
I wonder if her picture of my nuts will be displayed…
@7
Yes, I find my genitals completely unappealing, but I have an excellent self-esteem. Sorry to disappoint you. And don’t you worry, I have the pick of the litter when it comes to men. Definitely no problems in that department.
@10. lol. of course you do, sweetie. that’s why you’re commenting on a blog on a saturday night.
I live on the other side of the world right now where it’s not even Saturday night! …But you probably don’t — hahaha. Joke’s on you!
Am I the only one who finds the picture used to advertise this event completely revolting? I mean, I am a straight dude, but I can still appreciate a picture of a hot guy. And he probably is. But with a creepy mask and ketchup on his chest? It’s just ewwy.