(LAST-MINUTE GIFT BONANZA) Kill a gazillion gift birds with one simple stone at I Heart Rummage, featuring the work of 50 of the Northwest’s most innovative indie designers and “urban crafters,” all of which is for sale. (Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave, www.iheartrummage.com. Noon—4 pm, free.)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...