The Grand Illusion presents a night jam-packed with campy holiday delights. At 7 p.m., San Franciscoโ€™s Oddball Film + Video presents Christmas Mess, a 90-minute montage of films capturing the shamelessly commercialized nightmare of Jesusโ€™s birthday. At 9 p.m., Scarecrow Video presents VHSXMAS II, a collection of rare Christmas footageโ€”commercials, cartoons, montages, musical numbersโ€”all drawn from Scarecrowโ€™s VHS archives. At 11 p.m., Oddball returns with The Subject Is Sex, a 16 mm tour of cartoon smut, hygiene films, hillbilly porn, and โ€œburlesque bits.โ€ (Grand Illusion, 1403 NE 50th St, grandillusioncinema.org, 7 pm, $8 per film)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...