Central Cinema celebrates Pride with a night of totally gay music videos, subtitled for your sing-along pleasure. Does this mean videos by gay artists, videos with gay sensibilities, or videos that actual gays will love watching? “All of the above,” says programmer and actual gay Jason Miller. “The only criterion for inclusion is that I used to do numbers to them in my bedroom.” So expect everything from Wham!’s shorty-shorts to Rebbie Jackson’s “Centipede.” (Central Cinema, 1421 21st Ave, central-cinema.com, 8 pm, $10, all ages)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...