“I think it’s just one of the worst things that’s ever happened,” she says about social media. “I think people have lost the art of conversation.” Credit: BRIAN ZIEGLER

“I think it’s just one of the worst things that’s ever happened,” she says about social media. “I think people have lost the art of conversation.”

“I think it’s just one of the worst things that’s ever happened,” Sandra Bernhard says about social media. “I think people have lost the art of conversation.” BRIAN ZIEGLER

The comedian, musician, Broadway star, TV star, film star, author, monologuist, and 1992 Playboy bunny Sandra Bernhard is coming to Seattle—well, Mercer Island—on Saturday, November 2.

When she performed her show I’m Still Here… Damn It! at the downtown Moore Theatre in 1999, she had just given birth to a daughter. We haven’t seen Bernhard in these parts much since then (except on Pose, or on Roseanne reruns, or anytime someone rewatches Madonna’s Truth or Dare), but as Bernhard told me on the phone, her history with Seattle goes back to the 1960s. And her daughter? She’s now in college.

In a wide-ranging interview conducted the same day that Republican congressional douchebags stormed the underground intelligence chamber in the US Capitol with their cell phones out (“They’re utter morons,” she said, “It’s just embarrassing!”), we talked about Donald Trump (a “national disaster”), Mark Zuckerberg (“he’s a nightmare”), Nancy Pelosi (“masterful”), and which three powerful women throughout history Bernhard would invite to a dinner party. As for her show, it’s called Quick Sand, it will be her usual iconoclastic mix of comedy and music, and tickets are still available.

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...