This is delightful—an octopus rips a video camera out of a diver’s hands, flees (while the camera is still recording), and then gives the camera back:

The video is a much-less-disturbing version of some stories I heard about local giant Pacific octopus attacks—one creature holding a diver underwater while his air ran out, another trying to drag a diver into its den—while working on this story last year.

*And don’t think of stealing “octopus attack with a happy ending”—I’m taking it for my new series of Japanese porn videos.

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....

18 replies on “Octopus Attack with a Happy Ending*”

  1. Now I’ve got “Octopus’s Garden” stuck in my head, and I’m picturing a blanket full of stolen cameras, cell phones, DVD’s and chargers lying on a sheet just in front of the garden.

  2. If/when we encounter intelligent life other planets, it is going to freak us the fuck out. Seriously – life indigenous to our world is weird enough; imagine how truly insane-looking alien species are going to appear.

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