For years, the internationally beloved Seattle drag treasure Dina
Martina—she of the car-wreck makeup, hell-screech singing
voice, and whopping camel toe—has given godless freaks a
reason to look forward to Christmas. This year is no exception, as Dina
and her longtime pianist (and Stranger Genius) Chris Jeffries bring their 2009 holiday show to Re-bar. Expect light blasphemy, bold
mindfucks, and a sweet, gooey center. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St,
www.rebarseattle.com. 2
pm, $20, 21+.)

December Genius.