Sings while you pee.

The walls of the Hideout, a dimly lit bar on First Hill, are loaded
with framed things: paintings, photographs, mirrors. If you find
yourself sitting on the toilet of the ladies’ room on a weekend night,
you will see a painting on the opposite wall turned around, mooning
you with its canvas rear end
. The bathroom lights will unexpectedly
dim, and that painting’s backside will begin to glow.

The high, haunting voice of Klaus Nomi will glissade out of unseen
speakers, and the video will begin: blue swirling water, floating
glases of wine and cocktails, and Nomi’s sarcophagus, with a
reclining likeness of the German countertenor
in his usual costume
of stark whiteface, severe shoulder fins, and oversized black bow tie.
“Remember me,” Nomi sings, “but forget my fate.” The song ends, and a
vase full of white roses wearing aphorisms—”you will feel the
warmth and you will not know where it comes from”—begins to
sparkle and glow. You are invited to take a rose on the way out.

Remember Me (Klaus Nomi Bathroom) is a video-performance
installation with you as the performer. “It’s a funeral ceremony for
the alcohol you consumed in the Hideout
,” said creator Korby Sears,
sitting
in the bar last Saturday night. Remember
Me
relies on a motion sensor hidden by the
commode. “Just entering
the room won’t trigger the piece—it’s not for people using the
sink, or lipsticking up in the mirror, or
coking up, or making
out. It is only for people eliminating their bladder or bowels.” (While
researching Remember Me, Sears timed how long men and women took
to use the bathroom at a house party. Both genders averaged two
minutes and 30 seconds
.)

For Remember Me, Sears chose Nomi’s version of Dido’s lament
from the English opera Dido and Aeneas. A brief history: About
3,000 years ago, a lovelorn Tunisian queen named Dido
stabbed herself in the heart and set herself on fire because her lover
(named Aeneas) had to leave and invent Rome. About 300 years ago, an
English composer named Henry Purcell wrote a lament for Dido, with the
words “Remember me, but forget my fate.” About 30 years ago, a
German new-wave opera singer/gay icon named Klaus Nomi released his
version of Dido’s lament on the B-side of a single called Simple
Man
. A year later, he died. Remember Me has a sense of
humor, but it isn’t a joke—it’s the terminus of a chain of
passings that began thousands of years ago.

Sears and his engineer Brad Purkey discussed running a concurrent
installation in the men’s room by rigging a theremin, controlled by
urine
, into the toilet. Sadly, Sears says, they ran out of
time. recommended

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....

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  1. Man, I really wish that theramin would have worked out. I think it’s every man’s dream to make musical pee someday before they die.

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