Guess the hell what? RIGHT! I’ve got buckets and buttloads of fabulous stuff to give away in the next few weeks (Pride, you know), and I might be giving it to you, glorious YOU. (You like stuff, right? I knew it.) And so! Let us begin with two tickets to…A PLAY! THE THEATUH! Imagine! You wanna see a play, right? And this one’s a doozy: an original work by the original folks at Vagabond Alley Productions called Love in the Time of Zombies. (Grrrr!)

Here, watch this nifty video trailer:

Adorbs, right? It’s a comedy (naturally) staring the lovely D’Arcy Harrison, the equally lovely Jason Sharp, I’m pretty sure one of the zombies is Jackie Hell, it’s only got two performances left (the 21st and the 28th), and I want you to see it SO BAD. So then! Simply retweet the following tweet by 10 am tomorrow morning to get in the running, and we’ll select the winner of two tickets at random. Sending nude selfies won’t help your chances, but it’s deeply appreciated. As always. Get Tweeting!

Adrian Ryan is a Stranger senior contributing writer and nightlife columnist. He has been writing for The Stranger since late 1997, and he’s pretty sure he still hasn’t been paid for some really early...