Moisture Festival, a celebration of local circus, burlesque, and comedy performers like Brittany Walsh (pictured), starts on Thursday.
Moisture Festival, a celebration of local circus, burlesque, and variety performers like Brittany Walsh (pictured), starts on Thursday. Mark Gardiner

Our critics have already recommended 52 great things to do this week, but there are hundreds more events happening. To prevent some of the stranger, quirkier, and more extraordinary ones from slipping through the cracks, we’ve compiled them here—from the Moisture Festival to Shrinky Dink making, and from a Saturday morning yoga and dance party to the St. Patrick’s Day Punk Massacre.

TUESDAY
1. The Flux Salon: Hookman
This performance of “existential slasher comedy” Hookman by Lauren Yee is the season opener of The Flux Salon, a series of live performances in (sometimes) secret venues around Seattle.

2. Ivar’s 111th Birthday
On Ivar Haglund’s 111th birthday, buy one entree and get another for $1.11 at Ivar’s Acres of Clams, Ivar’s Salmon House, Ivar’s Mukilteo Landing, or any Ivar’s Seafood Bar. To get the deal, you just have to say, “Happy Birthday, Ivar!”

3. Michael “Wanz” Wansley
Learn about #TheBookofWanz from Michael “Wanz” Wansley himself, the hip-hop artist who became instantly, almost globally famous after he was featured on “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

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