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Portland Mercury

For a movie that no one really wants and that probably shouldn’t have been made, Solo: A Star Wars Story is way more fun than it should be! For a meal that no one really wants and that probably shouldn’t have been made, go to Denny’s!

In a remarkable display of corporate synergy never before attempted (except for when they did it for The Hobbit), Denny’s has created a special Solo-themed menu. Because we are purveyors of culture and cuisine, myself, Bobby Roberts, and Wm. Steven Humphrey got up early, stole the company credit card, and went to Denny’s, an establishment best described by noting that a gentleman in the parking lot was wearing a sleeping bag as a cape.