Juno yowling. Credit: NATHALIE GRAHAM
Juno yowling.
Juno yowling. NATHALIE GRAHAM

I’d never talked to my Wedgwood neighbors until Juno got out. It was a whole ordeal, kind of dire really, because she was very much in heat. That’s when a female cat reaches sexual maturity and is ready to procreate. And procreate. And procreate.

One of the symptoms of a cat being in heat is that she will do anything to escape the confines of the house. My roommates and I did not know that. We did not know anything about cats in heat, actually. We know a lot now.

My roommate Nicole and I had to summon the courage to knock on doors in our mostly-single-family-house neighborhood. We knocked on doors, like, “Hey, we’re the only under-30s in your neighborhood, you’ve probably seen us passing a bong back and forth through that big window? Since we don’t close the blinds? Anyway, have you seen our cat? She’s gone.” It was trying.

Nathalie Graham covers anything she finds fun, weird, or interesting. You can find a lot of that in her column, Play Date. Her work has also appeared around town in The Seattle Times, GeekWire, and the...