“I Want to Hump a Basic Bitch”
Someone posted this sticker just for me.
Someone posted this sticker just for me. Jasmyne Keimig

This person has been slapping up different DIY stickers around the Pike/Pine neighborhood, but it was this call—this thirst—for humping basic bitches that FINALLY got my attention. Perhaps because I can relate to both the speaker and the imagined audience that this sticker is directed towards. 💦😈👅

“AWS: Assholes Wrecking Seattle”
I admit, I GIGGLED!
I admit, I GIGGLED! JK

The time to vote for candidates that are not approved by these assholes wrecking Seattle is now, here’s our voting guide 🙂

“The Blue Ball Report”
This took me a second!
This took me a second! JK

Fine! I thought this was KIND OF CLEVER, but the worst part is that it made me think about blue balls.

“Face”
Me in the morning.
Me. JK

Found outside the public library on Capitol Hill. This one is pretty low to the ground, I almost missed it. I’ve actually been sitting on this one for quite some time, trying to figure out what to say about it. But honestly, I just like it a lot. It straddles the line between being cute and creepy.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.

Jas Keimig is a former staff writer at The Stranger, where they covered visual art, film, stickers, and culture.