Seattle Portland Sticker Patrol: A Mark Ruffalo Moment

Last weekend, I visited Seattle’s little sister for the first time since I was a kid. Some Portlander stopped me on the street to offer their tarot reading services (I declined) then gave me a business card announcing they also sell shrooms (I accepted). What a very cute small town! I also bumped into tons of hot stickers—one demanding me to eat my landlord, another comparing I.C.E. to the Gestapo, and one of hard dicks in gun holsters. I like how Portland does it!

P.S. Watch our latest Sticker Patrol video, where we blast off to the Center of the Universe. OK, love you, bye 😘😘😘

It’s a meme, and the top part says “This Is a Certified.” JK

I saw this on my first day in Portland. Here’s a Mark Ruffalo Moment for us to enjoy:

Glad we all got to share this Mark Ruffalo Moment together.

Spotted in the Alberta Arts District. JK

Vote exactly how the Portland Mercury tell you to vote.

This means “masturbate” right? JK

Just kidding, I know it’s probably a Voltaire reference.

You can’t see me right now, but I’m raising my hand. JK

Bey and Jay? I’ll see you there!

I like the idea of Bigfoot existing in the Matrix. JK

The hashtag is full of other similar stickers so if you know who made this one, please let me know.

And reader, I did. JK

I know by posting this I’m admitting to using my phone on the toilet—which everyone does!! but is definitely unhygienic!!

An age-old sentiment. JK

Well Portlanders—does it?

Technically posted on a public street. JK

I love the antifa sentiments in the City of Roses.

…I called that number and it was disconnected. JK

I have a hard time believing this is true.

How could I ever forget? JK

Hope you have an excellent weekend!

P.S. Here’s that vid.

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As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.