Seattle Sticker Patrol: Cut Off Your White Dreads!

I giggled! JK

If you won’t listen to Black people, surely you’ll listen to the moon? Thanks, Batch Life.

Wow, now I want some. JK

I want 12 million of these stickers.

Love the placement. JK

Spotted in Chinatown-International District. This is definitely the work of the wonderful Monyee Chau.

Card on decline. JK

Love a message that is simple and straight to the point!

Forever yours. JK

I will never miss an opportunity to bring up Robyn’s “Honey.” It’s a perfect song:

My biological mother. JK

Spotted on Capitol Hill.

The name of the third hot doctor from Grey’s Anatomy. JK

I watched Grey’s Anatomy in high school and almost convinced myself to become a surgeon. Art has power! Ok, in the course of uploading this photo, I ended up here:

It’s true. JK

You can’t spell Adidas without “dads”!

Spotted in Georgetown, I’m pretty sure. JK

Thanks, Andrew Goldfarb!

Sure! JK

I wanted to end on a positive note!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.