Seattle Sticker Patrol: Do Not Rebuild

Spotted on Broadway. JK

The work of Inspirational Grindo. I’ve been feeling like this a lot this week.

I don’t know about this one. JK

How about…no 🙂 Regular “fuck” is fine by me!

Are these lyrics to an emo song? JK

They’re not, but it’s a vibe.

I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before, but I’m allergic to cats. JK

Good kitty via Benjamin Canade!

Spotted in Montlake. JK

Your body is a battleground.

This one was far up. JK

I don’t have anything else to say other than I like this sticker.

Wait… JK

Isn’t Ron Burgundy’s tagline “Stay Classy,” not “Always Classy”? Somebody help me out here.

Cats???? Is that a CAT? JK

I’ve definitely seen these stickers before, but a new crop of them are popping up around the Hill. Are they implying…that there are people out there…wearing fur coats….made of…CATS? There’s some unhinged being with a cat coat????? I need proof!

My editor informed me that this is probably a mink.

A little spray-painted but I like it. JK

Only if you don’t believe time is a flat circle.

Spotted outside The Reef. JK

Ok I’ll bite—who is it?

UPDATE: It’s a photoshopped picture of Budd Dwyer. Dark.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.